XMan
Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
an Englishmen, Scottsmen and Irishmen all sit down at a bar and order a guinness ...3 flies come and land in each glass...the Englishmen say "ew! barkeep get be another beer!"...the Scottsmen picks the fly out and throws it on the ground and drinks the beer...The Irishmen picks up the fly by its back legs and yells "SPIT IT OUT!"
LMAO!
Guy walks into a bar. A sign behind the bar says "Hand jobs, $10. Cheese sandwhiches, $2."
He says to the bartender, "Excuse me miss, are you the lady who gives the handjobs?"
She says, "Yes I am."
He says, "Well wash those hands and fix me a cheese sandwhich!"