guyver01
Lifer
- Sep 25, 2000
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Two strings are walking down the street when they see a duck walk into a bar. They say, "If a duck can go in a bar, so can we". So the first string walks in, sits down next to the duck and yells to the bartender, "Gimme a beer!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you a string?" The string goes, "Yeah, so what?" The bartender says, "We don't serve strings and throws him out into the street. The second string sees all this and he sneaks into the bathroom, ties himself in a half-hitch and grabs a comb and frizzes one end of himself so it looks like he has an afro. Then he walks up to the bar and says, "Gimme a beer!" The bartender looks at him a minute and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."