Best Bumper Sticker EVER!! :-)

[compudog]

The owner of my company has B4 TAXES on his Cadillac STS. I thought that was clever.

 

[Cerb]

Dogs just love you.
Cats love you but fight back

 

[Mucho]

Stop inbreeding ban country music.

 

[brxndxn]

Right before the dot com crash, I saw a license plate on a brand new benz that said "BUL MKT"

I saw "MOV RGT" once on a Corvette

My friend, on his Monte Carlo SS, says "SS4 STU".. Stu is his nick name.

I also saw "PLC C4R" on one. It was a white crown vic.

"RAV MAN" on a Rav 4

"SUP NIG" on a pimped out Cadillac with gold 22" rims and 2 tone paint job at Mad Markz (our local car audio store)

 

[silverpig]

My D student can kick the crap out of your honour student.

 

Originally posted by: Vortex22
Hehe

OMG Lucky bastard!

 

Originally posted by: RettaGuy

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

taken from the AFI song Last Caress

Misfits not AFI

 

[crisp82]

mione is without a doubt "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an @$$hole"

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
cats are worthless creatures that take your time, money, and energy without giving you affection or security. they also like to be alone alot unlike dogs that are like friends. i dont' HATE cats, but i dont' think i'd ever own one.

edit: sorry, but they are good if you have a mouse problem, thats it.

If a cat likes to be alone it's because it can't be bothered with you. If you treat the cat with respect and affection it will return the favour. Cats are intelligent enough to discriminate, which is precisely why they don't eat their own ****, unlike dogs.

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Azraele
Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

No, b/c dogs aren't dumb f*&ks like cats are

Actually dogs are much less intelligent. Cats sit around all day doing nothing yet still get fed and given treats and toys while dogs do all sorts of crap to get the same treatment.

 

[human2k]

The best ones I've seen:

College Student


Driver Carries no Money


or:

I love Animals


They Taste Good!



or:

99% Angel

Oh! But that 1%!

 

[sk560]

Originally posted by: LaLaLand
this thread reminds me of this bit done by some comedian (i forget his name but they play it on the bob and tom show).

It's the best bumper stickers for somebody elses car. (something you'd put on THEIR car)
I HATE COPS
JESUS SUCKS (for people with the Jesus fish)
If a white man is driving this car is stolen!
Gay Pride ( or something to that effect)
I had sex with your little honor student


I cant remember anymore right now but it's pretty funny. Anyone else heard it.

r u talking about George Colin (sp?) ???

 

[Tates]

God was my Co-Pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him

 

[Confused]

My dad's got one on the back of his car saying:

If you get any closer you'll need a condom





He wanted to get this Registration plate for his car, however it was taken already:

AWD 105E


He has a 1966 Ford Anglia 105E, with an 86 Subaru GLF Estate 1800 4x4 running gear, making it the world's only (we believe) 4 wheel drive Ford Anglia


Confused

 

[her209]

Get a license plate that says: FORDSUX

 

[pyonir]

I saw one today that read:

Driver carries no money.
He's married.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Phocas

Originally posted by: Vortex22
Hehe

OMG Lucky bastard!

That is the all-time greatest personalized license plate, EVAR!