Best Bumper Sticker EVER!! :-)

[toant103]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Just saw it on a souped-up Ford conversion van:


"If you've lost your cat...

Check under my tires!!"




<--- Avid cat hater!!!!

some1 posted this one before about a plumber.

"your $hit is my bread and butter."

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: dejitaru
Better license plate

LOL

 

[BruceLee]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

last caress eh?


my favorite was "my kid beat up your honor student"

best license plate ever was DEZ NTZ on a Z06

Best plate I ever saw was RACE ME on a sweet ass Viper. Sure enough it was some sleezball going about 120 on the highway. I got a good laugh out of that one.

 

[clamum]

cats don't bark
cats don't need to be let out to go to the bathroom

 

[LaLaLand]

this thread reminds me of this bit done by some comedian (i forget his name but they play it on the bob and tom show).

It's the best bumper stickers for somebody elses car. (something you'd put on THEIR car)
I HATE COPS
JESUS SUCKS (for people with the Jesus fish)
If a white man is driving this car is stolen!
Gay Pride ( or something to that effect)
I had sex with your little honor student


I cant remember anymore right now but it's pretty funny. Anyone else heard it.

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Azraele
Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

No, b/c dogs aren't dumb f*&ks like cats are

That's *your* opinion. So take the fact that you wouldn't find it funny if it were dogs and apply that same feeling to those who like cats.

 

[LaLaLand]

Originally posted by: Azraele

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Azraele
Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

No, b/c dogs aren't dumb f*&ks like cats are

That's *your* opinion. So take the fact that you wouldn't find it funny if it were dogs and apply that same feeling to those who like cats.

What if it was about lil kids? Nobody likes lil kids.

LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS

 

[LordRaiden]

My favorite is "My kid beat up your honor student."

 

[FoolishMcNasty]

Originally posted by: dejitaru
Better license plate

now that is funny sh!t...best bumper sticker - i'm an east coast kid...

 

[y2kc]

Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

yes.

<---- hates all dogs. indifferent as far as cats are concerned.

 

[SilverThief]

How can you anyone be an avid baby hater?
I have a baby, and she's the most beautiful thing in the world. Tell me you hate her, and I'll come kick your ass.

 

[jurzdevil]

best bumper sticker ive seen is "gun control involves using both hands"

 

[Occifer]

Cat picture

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Azraele

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Azraele
Would you still find it funny if it was about dogs?

No, b/c dogs aren't dumb f*&ks like cats are

That's *your* opinion. So take the fact that you wouldn't find it funny if it were dogs and apply that same feeling to those who like cats.

Gawd damn. People let the TINIEST little things upset them!!!

I'm glad you're not the one that saw the license plate in person, you'd probably start crying and bitch out the driver

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: dejitaru
Better license plate

hahhaha!

 

[Vortex22]

Hehe

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Vortex22
Hehe

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

 

[DanFungus]

PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals

 

[Azraele]

Gawd damn. People let the TINIEST little things upset them!!!

I'm glad you're not the one that saw the license plate in person, you'd probably start crying and bitch out the driver

I was just trying to have you see the flip side of the coin.

 

[olds]

Here's a bumper sticker for Azraele to put on the back of her car.
Women are natural born leaders
You are following one now



My favorite was always
I may be slow but I am ahead of you

 

[PCMarine]

One of my favorite license plates.

"Dont Steal... The Government doesn't like competition"

 

[RettaGuy]

Originally posted by: notfred
I like the one that says:

I killed your baby today, but it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

<- avid baby hater.

* Quote is actually from a song, not a bumper sticker.

And my actual favorite bumper sticker is "My kid had sex with your honor student".

taken from the AFI song Last Caress

 

[rexfalk]

I think my sig fits in this thread.....

Rex

 

[RettaGuy]

my favortie license plate on a mercedes 500 series.....'STUPID'

 

[1keyguy]

as seen on a white Jag convetible.......'WAS HIS'