Best computer prank for roommates

[jst0ney]

I live in a house with 4 roommates. All of us have computers. I, unfortunatly because it automatically makes me tech support, am the only one with and f***ing clue how to use one. So I end up playing alot of pranks on them. Not because they deserve it or anything its just fun to watch them try and figure it out. You see they are all physicans while I am a dentist. I get ragged on all the time for being the dumds*** of the group. So I guess they do deserve it after. Cool all guilt gone.

I'm tired of playing the same gags ie: taking a screenshot of their desk top then hide all the icons and title bar. I need fresh material. Please help!!!!

 

[JeffSpicoli]

Simple and effective. Change the mouse to left handed. Also, run the mouse calibration and when it says to go up, go sideways. The cursor will move in a different direction than the mouse.

 

[iwearnosox]

Take a picture of their toothbrush in your butt and make it their wallpaper. Hopefully they'll brush before they check email.

 

[Looney]

Wow, that must be a rich looking house if it's shared by 3 physicians and a dentist.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Take a picture of their toothbrush in your butt and make it their wallpaper. Hopefully they'll brush before they check email.

LMFAO

 

[UglyCasanova]

We had this really nasty picture of a naked fat woman we put on someone's computer.

 

[dighn]

reassign their shortcuts

 

[jhu]

install remote control software on their computers and control them from anywhere!!! hahahahahaaa!!

 

[chiwawa626]

Pop off the keys on the keyboard and move em around

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: jhu
install remote control software on their computers and control them from anywhere!!! hahahahahaaa!!

yeah install remote desktop privileges and demote their user account to regular User. you'll have admin from your desk, and then can toy with them forever

 

[radioouman]

netbus

 

[crumpet19]

if they run linux you could alias the commands to rm, rmdir, etc.

 

[andy2812]

There's some small addin for excel that spells all the menus backwards. I think it's called "menushen"

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Wow, that must be a rich looking house if it's shared by 3 physicians and a dentist.

!

 

[CubicZirconia]

Originally posted by: crumpet19
if they run linux you could alias the commands to rm, rmdir, etc.

Generally, people without a f***ing clue (as he put it) don't run linux, although they could be i guess.

It isn't very tricky, but rotating the desktop through the video drivers will really piss people off.

 

[slpaulson]

Use nvidia's drivers to rotate their desktop.
Or if ATI or whoever else's drivers can do it too...

Edit:
Gah, just missed it =).

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: jst0ney

I'm tired of playing the same gags ie: taking a screenshot of their desk top then hide all the icons and title bar. I need fresh material. Please help!!!!

heheh i've done that

running over and turning off their computer while they're playing a game is a good one

 

[Spikey217]

Originally posted by: JeffSpicoli
Simple and effective. Change the mouse to left handed. Also, run the mouse calibration and when it says to go up, go sideways. The cursor will move in a different direction than the mouse.

classic

 

[ReiAyanami]

replace their ram with less ram

install linux

 

[Kevin]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Pop off the keys on the keyboard and move em around

Actually, just remap the keys to Dvorak or something...

 

[nick1985]

take out the CPU?

 

[gistech1978]

use the nview program to rotate their desktop 90 or 180 degrees
that would be a good one, barring you have nvidia cards...

 

[BillGates]

Format their puters.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: jst0ney
I live in a house with 4 roommates. All of us have computers. I, unfortunatly because it automatically makes me tech support, am the only one with and f***ing clue how to use one. So I end up playing alot of pranks on them. Not because they deserve it or anything its just fun to watch them try and figure it out. You see they are all physicans while I am a dentist. I get ragged on all the time for being the dumds*** of the group. So I guess they do deserve it after. Cool all guilt gone.

I'm tired of playing the same gags ie: taking a screenshot of their desk top then hide all the icons and title bar. I need fresh material. Please help!!!!

um..hide all their icons? how you do that w/o deleteing them??

 

[yoda291]

create scheduled task to popup a windows saying "Please help me! I'm stuck in the computer!" every 5 minutes