Best gun to bag a reindeer?

[deadlyapp]

I will as well say 308. 300WM is more elk sized, and I can't remember where reindeer fall between deer and elk. 270 would probably work but I personally like going one or so larger, especially if you shoot from distance.

 

[DrPizza]

Now, I figure that its always reindeer season in my state since we don't actually have any reindeer, so there are no laws against shooting one.

I think you figured wrong.

 

[CallMeJoe]

On the hoof, I'd go with .270, .308 or .30-06.

On the fly, you might want to try a 12 gauge with 0 buckshot.

 

[techs]

FIM-92 Stinger

Reindeer Tartare. Interesting choice.

 

[marvdmartian]

I might suggest Ah-nold's weapon of choice, if you want to be certain of bagging them.



Might not be much meat left when you're done shooting them down, but you might get more than you expected, with 9 carcasses to collect from! :whiste:

 

[shortylickens]

.338 Lapua.

 

[Squisher]

Doubt he's coming to your house so you better catch one on the fly.

 

[IronWing]

As soon as Santa touches roof, sick the HOA nazis on him. While he's getting reamed, steal his reindeer.

 

[Rubycon]

nevermind

 

[qliveur]

I think the Goalkeeper would suffice.

EDIT: My member is now golden.

 

[Jeeebus]

lets see... you've walked this earth for what? 20 years?

Santa and his reindeer have been delivering Christmas cheer to the world's children for well over 6,000 years (don't question my history lesson - the jolly old son of a bitch told me this himself).

The man visits well over 1,000 homes per second (excluding heathens and hopeless fucktards like Heller alike).

He's seen every weapon from a pointy rock to guided missile systems - and the end result is always the same: Santa standing over some poor fool's corpse while his reindeer recharge by lopping up draining blood.

He's too fast. Too strong. Too jolly. Cross him, and you're dead. Hell, he already knows when you've been good or bad, so it's probably already too late. Sleep well tonight (oh ya, he knows when you're asleep as well).

 

[jorken]

7mm

 

[caddlad]

Rail Gun fo sho.

 

[Gibsons]

I think you figured wrong.

What if it was coming right for me!?

 

[Moonbeam]

Armachristmaslite

Barrett and Beard Comb

Beretta de Claus

Benelli and Blitzen

Browning 12 night

Cheyenne Tactical Declauser

Reindeer Colt

Dakota Yuletide charms

Desert Toys for Children

Ferret50 Ermine Exterminator

GatlingCarolGuns.com


Glock before Christmas

Heckler, Koch and Humbug

Kimber Polar Pea shooters

Les Baer Customer Mo Santa Suit

Maadi Griffin Elven Tinkers

Magnum Research Gnome Poppers

Mossberg and Carol

Nor-Cal Precision Hot Toddies.

Para-Ordnance Mêlée Click the Maka

Remington Reindeer Remover


Robinson Armament Snowshoe Blower

Ruger Be Skiing

Sako for Santa

Savage Arms, Mean Antlers

Serbu Yule Arms

Sig Arms Calling Birds

Smith Vixen & Wesson

Springfield Wreath Farmory

Taurus Ungulate Bane

Walther P Prancer Cannon

Weatherby Santa Sterilizer

Winchester Rudolph Raper

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Isn't "bagging" something a euphemism for having sex with it? I came in here totally expecting at least a few love gun and bestiality jokes.

 

[xanis]

For when you absolutely, positively got to kill every muthafucka in the room.

 

[Rubycon]

Isn't "bagging" something a euphemism for having sex with it? I came in here totally expecting at least a few love gun and bestiality jokes.

Well I first read "bag" as "bang" in the thread title.

 

[eits]

the new "grinch"ester 12-guage. aim for the body... the hate for the christmas spirit will stop the heart instantly.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Well I first read "bag" as "bang" in the thread title.

Yeah, you women are all the same, the only thing on your minds is sex sex sex...

 

[techs]

Well I first read "bag" as "bang" in the thread title.

the new "grinch"ester 12-guage. aim for the body... the hate for the christmas spirit will stop the heart instantly.

I don't want to know the first thing that came to your mind when you saw this pic.