Best homeless sign I've ever seen...

[Dyloot]

OK, so I was walking down the San Francisco Embarcadero (the strip of piers and streets along the bay) after a Giants game and I see a homeless dude ahead holding the best sign I've ever seen:

Please Help, Family Kidnapped By Ninjas, Need Money For Karate Lessons

He didn't get any money from me, but I did laugh.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/cliftonite/ninjas.jpg

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/cliftonite/ninjas.jpg

PWNED

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/cliftonite/ninjas.jpg

hahahahah :laugh:

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

There's another good one with a guy holding a sign that says:

"Need money for booze and hookers. Hey at least I'm not bullshtting you"

 

[Dyloot]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/cliftonite/ninjas.jpg

My oh my, reason 434,304 I love the internet.

 

[Roguestar]

<strike>Sergeant</strike> Hobo, your <strike>men</strike> family are already dead.

 

[AmpedSilence]

Whats Chris Rock say? If a homeless person is holding a funny sign, he ain't been homeless for too long; a real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

What song was the from?

 

[Dyloot]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
Whats Chris Rock say? If a homeless person is holding a funny sign, he ain't been homeless for too long; a real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

What song was the from?

LOL, that sounds like something Chris Rock would say.

The homeless aren't doing too bad in SF. There are thousands and thousands of them, and the city isn't very big. I believe the city gives them quite a bit of aid. I'm guessing most of the begging money goes to alcohol, not to food.

 

[Dyloot]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/cliftonite/ninjas.jpg

BtW, I wonder if this was shot in SF, or is there some homeless union out there that trains the homeless in sign-making? I've seen hundreds and hundreds of signs in my day, but Saturday was the first time I've seen one asking for karate lessons.

 

[AmpedSilence]

Found it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N..._the_Champagne_Room%29

 

[gamepad]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/cliftonite/ninjas.jpg

I saw someone with that sign too. It must not be very original anymore.