Best joke ever.

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Is the punchline any funnier after reading the whole story? Somehow I doubt it is.

"BETTER NATE THAN LEVER"

Um, yeah. So it's some lame play on words involving some guy named Nate. I got that without even having to read the story. :roll:

Next please.

Shhhhhhh
I want to see people read that retarded story like i did :roll:

Edit: Grammar

 

[TitanDiddly]

Man, that's a long setup.

 

[OdiN]

This is almost as good as the pink joke (which can last even longer than this one if told right...I've let it draw out a good 30 minutes before)

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
10/10!

EXCELLENT JOB YOUNG MAN!

Did you read it?

I agree... good job he ended that damn thing !!!

 

[Thug Esquire]

There is a much shorter version of this joke that I've heard before, and there's no snake.

 

[MBrown]

can someone shorten it. Im too tired to read it.

 

[DJSfurry]

yeesh that was long, but good nontheless... whats the pink joke? haha

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: IonYou

Originally posted by: azazyel
it was actually well written, I actually felt sorry for Jake.

You read that whole thing and didn't even get his name right? It was Jack.

Originally posted by: logic1485
wow. there aren't many things on the internet that i have read this long. anyhoo, good joke, esp love the punch line (freudian slip, something like: i'm nucking futs ) Probably could have been a LOT shorter though.

10/10 for sure though.

And you! YOU make me want to pull that lever. That's not a freudian slip. You sound like that retard Alanis Morissette that wrote a song about irony and doesn't even know what it is. YOU will be the death of humanity. Isn't it ironic? dontcha think? Well? DONTCHA?

Yeah, it's not a Freudian slip: that's when you're desperate not to say something around someone and it's playing so hard on your mind you accidentally blurt it out.

The punchline of the joke and the above 'nucking futs', along with 'cunning stunt' are examples of Spoonerisms.
Your new word of the week!


good joke though... I'll have to remember that one.

 

[BrokenVisage]

oh come on who brought this back? :|

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
oh come on who brought this back? :|

*whistles*

(see best of '05 thread)

 

[NiKeFiDO]

good thread to make a comeback!

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: bwnv
Good story, bad joke.

 

[kevinthenerd]

I just had to quote it.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: IonYou

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ
I was about to read this whole thing, then scrolled down and thoght, OMFG!! But I saw the first post saying "excellent" so I went back and read it some more. I eventually got pissed and stopped, NO joke is WORTH this much READING.

why do they go through all the trouble to explain some things? "the man got very tired, his throat dry, and he is thinking about drinkingthe fluid" WTH couldn't they say "the man drank some fluid from his car"

You're not very bright are you? Let me guess, you don't like reading, don't have much of an imagination, and your happy times consist of feeling better about yourself after watching the freaks on daytime talk shows make bufoons out of themselves while munching on cheese doodles while you wait for your drug dealer to return your phonecall. Do I have that about right?

While I agree with your point, you don't have to be so harsh on the guy.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
the only time i would read that is if i printed it out and read it on the sh!tter.

I know what you can do with it when you're done, too.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
the only time i would read that is if i printed it out and read it on the sh!tter.

you know whats funny....
I did exactly that!

:laugh:

ROTFLMFAO (at work no less!)

 

[kevinthenerd]

We should 1337 all our 5417 and write a plugin for Firefox to translate back and forth so people without the plugin would have a hard time reading and writing in the forum.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
The only thing that made reading that worthwhile was that it was a good story
joke - 4/10
story - 8.5/10

joke - 2/10
story - 9/10

 

[kevinthenerd]

ok

 

[enyce2k9]

story pulled me in to read the whole crap, some funny parts but i dont consider this a joke, overall joke IMO 4/10, STORY 7.5/10

 

[Sureshot324]

I read the punchline first, then read the story, and still LMAO when i read the puchline again!

 

[oddyager]

It had some humorous parts but I wouldn't call that a joke. And a big :thumbsdown: for the idiot who keeps quoting the story after it was already done once.

 

[villageidiot111]

I don't get it.

 

[jdub1107]

It's a nice story, but not funny.

 

[SpanishFry]

kevinthenerd: DIAF you f$%### virgin!!!