Best joke ever.

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: kmr1212
kevinthenerd: DIAF you f$%### virgin!!!

??????

Who you callin' virgin?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd

Originally posted by: kmr1212
kevinthenerd: DIAF you f$%### virgin!!!

??????

Who you callin' virgin?

lmaonade!

 

[JonnyStarks]

Got about half-way through.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Got about half-way through.

http://www.add.org/

 

[Leper Messiah]

holy sh1t necro posting? Good story though.

 

[SparkyJJO]

dude you expect me to read all that??? That isn't a joke, that is a whole book!

 

[TGS]

Cliffs:

-Man(Jack) wanders through desert
-Jack finds a snake named Nate
-Nate guards a Lever that can destroy the world
-Jack takes Nate's offspring (Sammy) on a world trip, before Sammy takes his fathers place as the lever guardian.
-Jack comes back to Nate in RV
-Jack loses control of RV, hitting Nate over the Lever
-Says "Better Nate than Lever", a modification of the "Better late than never" adage.

Story - :thumbsup:

Joke - :thumbsdown:

 

[KaerfSusej]

Originally posted by: xCoHeNx
Im scared that if im gonna read it it wouldnt be funny and il waist something like 3 days...

I did.

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: TGS
Cliffs:

-Man(Jack) wanders through desert
-Jack finds a snake named Nate
-Nate guards a Lever that can destroy the world
-Jack takes Nate's offspring (Sammy) on a world trip, before Sammy takes his fathers place as the lever guardian.
-Jack comes back to Nate in RV
-Jack loses control of RV, hitting Nate over the Lever
-Says "Better Nate than Lever", a modification of the "Better late than never" adage.

Story - :thumbsup:

Joke - :thumbsdown:

Thank God I didn't read it

 

[The Batt?sai]

this was pretty good :-D

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: quasarsky
this was pretty good :-D

You bastard!
How dare you bump this. I kill you now!

 

[SouthPaW1227]

terrible waste of time...story was good for awhile, but got old

 

[Fenixgoon]

why did someone bump this? though it is good

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

- a bajillion/10

 

[nakedfrog]

Some day this thread will finally die, and the forums will be a better place for it.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Some day this thread will finally die, and the forums will be a better place for it.

haha

 

[mwmorph]

it was 10 pages when i printed it out. times roamn 10 or 9 point font.
good joke though.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: TGS
Cliffs:

-Man(Jack) wanders through desert
-Jack finds a snake named Nate
-Nate guards a Lever that can destroy the world
-Jack takes Nate's offspring (Sammy) on a world trip, before Sammy takes his fathers place as the lever guardian.
-Jack comes back to Nate in RV
-Jack loses control of RV, hitting Nate over the Lever
-Says "Better Nate than Lever", a modification of the "Better late than never" adage.

Story - :thumbsup:

Joke - :thumbsdown:

The story is the joke, goof.

 

[kevinthenerd]

I hope another craptard doesn't quote it.










(Edit: And yes, I know that's a cheesy word.)

 

[NiKeFiDO]

this thing still exists?

 

[Syrch]

god i read 90 percent of that and thankfully got the punch line...good joke just way long

 

[kevinthenerd]

This would be better if it wasn't labelled as a "joke." It makes a better "story." It's like trying to sell a perfectly good door under the name "window."

 

[Nick5324]

Originally posted by: Mr Smiley
Hell no. Im not reading that...

my thoughts exactly

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
This would be better if it wasn't labelled as a "joke." It makes a better "story." It's like trying to sell a perfectly good door under the name "window."

Diagram:

........X
....O


Legend:

X = Joke
O = kevinthenerd's grasp


Conclusion:

So close, yet so far away!

 

[StevenYoo]

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