Best joke ever.

[The Batt?sai]

better nate than lever

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: quasarsky
better nate than lever

Dates???

However....this is definitely my favorite joke

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Originally posted by: quasarsky
better nate than lever

Dates???

However....this is definitely my favorite joke

dates? lol ah never mind

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir

stop making me scroll the thread.

QFT.

 

[SithSolo1]

Is the movie out yet?

 

[kevinthenerd]

Has this "joke" become some kind of popular thing on the Internet? It would make a good amateur video for some kind of undergraduate class or something.

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: CtK
damn is there a cliff note version??

 

[JDrake]

holy shiat i just read that

 

[EyeMWing]

WIN! That RAWKED. I can't remember when I started reading it, but I swear it must've been at noon.

 

[brownzilla786]

I think someone made cliffs on page 7

 

[vshah]

will bumping this make anyone angry? i think its hilarious

 

[quakefiend420]

i've seen this thread so many times, and thought about reading it several but i finally decided to just do it

:laugh:

didn't see that one coming

 

[maydaytx]

This joke changed my life.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

OMG.. this is way too long to read. I just stopped reading out of sheer exhaustion!

 

[EngenZerO]

10/10

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: vshah
will bumping this make anyone angry? i think its hilarious

just say you're getting it ready for the 1 year anniversary of it being posted.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: JDrake
holy shiat i just read that

shens

 

[HardcoreRobot]

almost the one year anniversary since it was posted

and i remember that day clearly, i was sitting in this very seat in fact

 

[altonb1]

I read 2 pages of replies...and I don't feel like reading any more after reading the long joke.

Kudos. I liked it. The joke was very well written and was more of a short story with a joke ending than an actual joke. In any case, Bravo!

 

[lokiju]

Entertaining story but just sooo f'ing long!

 

[ColdFusion718]

LOL this one is back again. I probably read this joke 2 years ago.

 

[nakedfrog]

Booooo-urns. I wish this thread would die

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
OMG.. this is way too long to read. I just stopped reading out of sheer exhaustion!

What kind of "escort" gets tired after 12 minutes? No wonder you're retired!

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: Mr Smiley
Hell no. Im not reading that...

 

[SlitheryDee]

This thread came up on a random search a couple of months ago and I just had to read it.

A little searching reveals that there are many variations of this story. Some are quite a bit shorter.