Best joke ever.

[potoba]

not again!!!

 

[Ns1]

wow, what the fuck. i skimmed over half, got bored, and then skipped to the end.

BAN

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: cirrrocco
time for a bump!!!..

Motherf... :|

 

[theprodigalrebel]

You got bored? I think the majority opinion is that it's a well-written story with a cheesy punch-line. Finish the story some day - better nate than lever!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Best Joke Ever > What's a good online source for buying bulk beef?

Wrong, n00b.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Dude, Bulk Beef is the same joke repeated thousand-times over. '10 lbs is not bulk?' 'But is it alternator-sized?' etc.

This thread delivers the lulz for half the crowd and infuriates the other half - that is amazing and something we should all hope to achieve in life.

 

[Maleficus]

i read the whole thing, it was lame, end yourself for posting it.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: Maleficus
i read the whole thing, it was lame, end yourself for posting it.

How can you say that? I absolutely loved this story. I thought it was well written, and I though the punch-line was a perfect touch.

 

[thraashman]

Why does this damn thread keep getting resurrected? It was posted like over 2 years ago.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: Maleficus
i read the whole thing, it was lame, end yourself for posting it.

How can you say that? I absolutely loved this story. I thought it was well written, and I though the punch-line was a perfect touch.

Uhm, he's not the only one saying it, read through the thread again and this time don't skip the 200-some posts saying this "joke" was lame.

 

[SSSnail]

This thread is a thread that keeps on giving. It's LEGENDARY!

 

[GrantMeThePower]

boo

 

[Ruptga]

I was wondering how long it'd be before someone bumped this again :laugh:

 

[Toastedlightly]

Ultra
kill.

 

[imported_nightfox]

Took a good amount of time to read and I definitely enjoyed it. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[Auggie]

Legendary thread - that's about the best description.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

thats as far as i got before i gave up...

ERROR: OUT OF MEMORY!!!

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

You know why this is a bad joke? Because the funniness/word is like crap. While it may be good and I read it too long ago, there are more concise jokes that may not be as good, but the funniness/word is decent. Thus this is a case of an inefficient joke.

 

[StinkyMojo]

bah.. i need to learn how to quote.

 

[Modelworks]

Read the whole thing.
Actually a pretty good story, held my interest.
didn't make me laugh though

 

[AznAnarchy99]

LULZ


I'm about as irritated with the excessively long quote as anyone else. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
You know why this is a bad joke? Because the funniness/word is like crap. While it may be good and I read it too long ago, there are more concise jokes that may not be as good, but the funniness/word is decent. Thus this is a case of an inefficient joke.

ahem, from page 15

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: TGS
Cliffs:

-Man(Jack) wanders through desert
-Jack finds a snake named Nate
-Nate guards a Lever that can destroy the world
-Jack takes Nate's offspring (Sammy) on a world trip, before Sammy takes his fathers place as the lever guardian.
-Jack comes back to Nate in RV
-Jack loses control of RV, hitting Nate over the Lever
-Says "Better Nate than Lever", a modification of the "Better late than never" adage.

Story - :thumbsup:

Joke - :thumbsdown:</blockquote>

The story is the joke, goof.

edit: what tha heck, the quotes are broken again, my post and the one above me is borked

 

[cirrrocco]

Well it is not the OP's post that is not just great, but also the replies, that make it such an amazing thread.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99

Originally posted by: yosuke188
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: Quasmo
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: MAME
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
[Wall of Text removed]
</blockquote>

fvck that</blockquote>


stop making me scroll the thread.
</blockquote>

I hate this joke</blockquote>

I hope this thread gets locked soon.

LULZ

BAN

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: thraashman
Why does this damn thread keep getting resurrected? It was posted like over 2 years ago.

It's a good story with a stupid joke added as an afterthought. Those who see it as a joke get mad, and those who see it as a story like it. As far as being bumped, though, I do agree that this is a bit much.