Best joke ever.

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: DLeRium
You know why this is a bad joke? Because the funniness/word is like crap. While it may be good and I read it too long ago, there are more concise jokes that may not be as good, but the funniness/word is decent. Thus this is a case of an inefficient joke.

ahem, from page 15

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: TGS
Cliffs:
-Man(Jack) wanders through desert
-Jack finds a snake named Nate
-Nate guards a Lever that can destroy the world
-Jack takes Nate's offspring (Sammy) on a world trip, before Sammy takes his fathers place as the lever guardian.
-Jack comes back to Nate in RV
-Jack loses control of RV, hitting Nate over the Lever
-Says "Better Nate than Lever", a modification of the "Better late than never" adage.

Story - :thumbsup:

Joke - :thumbsdown:</blockquote>

The story is the joke, goof.

edit: what tha heck, the quotes are broken again, my post and the one above me is borked

It's only page 15 if you have your settings at default. I'm reading this on page 5.

 

[sheemone00]

Haha...

I thought the story was better than the actual joke.

 

[Ruptga]

What's with "DBest joke ever."? Seems the DrPizza made a little goof-up when he edited the OP

 

[jagec]

This is what I live for.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Not an unnecessary bump but a legit question: anyone know the origin/author of this story? My friends and I call it 'Nate and the Lever of Doom' (yeah, I forwarded it to everyone I know). I'd really like to check out the author's other works. I just tried to look it up but found nothing.

 

[Ruptga]

I think that's a bit like asking who the first Nigerian scammer was :laugh: I tried finding its origins a couple months ago, but all I could find was that it was posted and forwarded all over the internet a few years ago, no word on where it actually came from, not that I could find anyway.

 

[Unheard]

For the folks that haven't read this yet, do it now! It's better late than never .

 

[Eeezee]

I refuse to read this long essay. DIAF!

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: booger711
too damn long

 

[Fritzo]

Cliffs:

Really long drawn out story with lots of unneeded desciptions and weird situations to build you up, then a stupid pun at the end to close it all.

It's a classic "build you up and you laugh because the end is a sham" story

 

[Mojoed]

I don't even care about the punchline so many are complaining about. That was a great read!

 

[MegaVovaN]

It was a great read I read it long ago all of u sayin "2 long 2 reed zomg" GTFO and go to skool where they be teachin u how to read,

 

[DjUnternull]

lol that was pretty funny i read the whole thing

 

[Engraver]

I want my life back.

 

[amdhunter]

I read the whole thing months back, but I figured out the punchline justmoments before reading it...arrgh.

 

[dpert1]

Oldsmoboat's

good story though

who brought this back from the dead?

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: dpert1
Oldsmoboat's

good story though

who brought this back from the dead?

Originally posted by: Unheard
For the folks that haven't read this yet, do it now! It's better late than never .

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: DLeRium
You know why this is a bad joke? Because the funniness/word is like crap. While it may be good and I read it too long ago, there are more concise jokes that may not be as good, but the funniness/word is decent. Thus this is a case of an inefficient joke.

ahem, from page 15

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: TGS
Cliffs:
-Man(Jack) wanders through desert
-Jack finds a snake named Nate
-Nate guards a Lever that can destroy the world
-Jack takes Nate's offspring (Sammy) on a world trip, before Sammy takes his fathers place as the lever guardian.
-Jack comes back to Nate in RV
-Jack loses control of RV, hitting Nate over the Lever
-Says "Better Nate than Lever", a modification of the "Better late than never" adage.

Story - :thumbsup:

Joke - :thumbsdown:</blockquote>

The story is the joke, goof.

edit: what tha heck, the quotes are broken again, my post and the one above me is borked

It's only page 15 if you have your settings at default. I'm reading this on page 5.

Ok I must've been on crack when I wrote that because I don't remember reading anymore than the first paragraph. I read the joke in its entirety and I have to say it's an INEFFICIENT JOKE.

I was actually a bit annoyed that I spent a good chunk of the last hour reading this. Then I said the nate than lever sentence out loud and I started cracking up... Hah. Oh gosh.

This was a well written story, but seriously, what the hell. If that's all I get from the ending you should be punished OP.

 

[BrokenVisage]

STOP BUMPING THIS CRAP!

 

[Fenixgoon]

holy thread bump, batman!

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: dpert1
Oldsmoboat's

good story though

who brought this back from the dead?

Originally posted by: Unheard
For the folks that haven't read this yet, do it now! It's better late than never .

Damn someone caught me.

 

[altonb1]

I saw this thread title and thought to myself that it wasn't going to be better than the "Better Nate than Lever" joke I read a couple of years ago...

I can't believe this thread was bumped.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
STOP BUMPING THIS CRAP!

Of all the crap that gets bumped, I feel this thread is actually bump worthy.

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
STOP BUMPING THIS CRAP!

Of all the crap that gets bumped, I feel this thread is actually bump worthy.

i feel it should be stickied

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: Flammable

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
STOP BUMPING THIS CRAP!

Of all the crap that gets bumped, I feel this thread is actually bump worthy.

i feel it should be stickied

way to go

I read this joke a longggg time ago