Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Mods, observe the last couple PAGES of posts... can we put an end to this please?
Oh please, like you don't know what this thread is... Did you just forget, and click on it again, and read through the whole story and then when you got to the end and that sudden sense of familiarity hit you, you started twitching and yelled, "Son of a bitch, I've been had!" and you smashed your keyboard across your desk, inadvertently launching the backspace key into your boss' eye and you got fired and then you went out to the parking lot and your car had been towed and when you went to impound to claim it they had crushed it on accident so you were forced to take the bus where you had to sit next to a black person which made you a little uneasy even though you aren't racist and then when you were getting off the bus you tripped and fell flat on your face and knocked out three of your front teeth and you don't have insurance any more so you have to pay for it out of pocket which means one of your kids doesn't get to go to college and you're going to have to flip a coin to decide which one but you kept all your change in your car's ash tray and now that's gone so you have no idea what to do and you end up sobbing on a street corner for hours until you're robbed at gunpoint by a club-footed midget with a Napoleon complex and as he's running off with your clothes even though they'd never fit him he screams "Better Nate than lever!" and you think "Hey, I've heard that before... Son of a bitch!"?