Best joke ever.

[SWScorch]

holy crap, I actually read that entire thing.... Great joke though

 

[xSkyDrAx]

lmao that was pretty good.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

Originally posted by: CtK
damn is there a cliff note version??

 

[Illusio]

wow that was a long joke...

 

[Spike]

It was worth the 10 min, very clever and fairly funny

8/10

 

[frodrick]

Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2

Originally posted by: CtK
damn is there a cliff note version??

man gets lost in desert.
man finds big snake.
snake is wrapped around a lever that will end humanity.
man loses control of car while driving back to snake in desert.
car is going straight for humanity ending lever.
snake is off to the side of the lever.
man steers car into snake to avoid lever.
<punch line>

 

[rayray2]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Worst joke ever.

Fixed.

 

[ATLien247]

Me like!

 

man, i haven't read that much since jr high

 

[fbrdphreak]

so i spent the last 20 min of work reading that, LOL

 

[thirdlegstump]

LOL

 

[nakedfrog]

Not good at all. It was like a bad lap dance.

 

[Swag1138]

Excellent joke

 

[xCoHeNx]

Im scared that if im gonna read it it wouldnt be funny and il waist something like 3 days...

 

[Kev]

QFT

 

[BrokenVisage]

The fact that you think more then 5 of us will read that whole thing is the joke.
meh/10.

 

[flexy]

i think i might read this when i am old and retired. And extremely bored.

 

[superjohnyo]

best story ever. maybe.

 

[azazyel]

it was actually well written, I actually felt sorry for Jake.

 

[imported_LoKe]

I liked it, a lot. I thought it was ironically funny because you were expecting some long hard decision, and in the end, he makes a stupid pun. Great.

100/10.

 

[neutralizer]

OMG. I can't believe I read the whole thing and it wasn't even that funny.

 

[Cristatus]

wow. there aren't many things on the internet that i have read this long. anyhoo, good joke, esp love the punch line (freudian slip, something like: i'm nucking futs ) Probably could have been a LOT shorter though.

10/10 for sure though.

 

[joecool]

you have got to be kidding me ...

 

[HardcoreRobot]

that was a cool story. i read it all and am very happy they at least PUT a punchline. i would have been disappointed if it was one of those - the joke is you read the whole thing - jokes

 

[MaverickBP]

jesus fvckin christ...i had to come back to this thing 3 times..i am to tired to laugh