Best joke ever.

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
When this was first posted I scrolled down to read the lame-as punchline, which made me not want to waste an hour of my time reading the entire joke.

Your loss. It's a good story. The lame punchline is just a sprinkle on the icing on the cake that follows the delicious porterhouse this joke is.

No, it isn't. The lame punchline is like a sprinkling of pubes on a round steak that was dropped on it's way in from the grill and landed on a doggie dook.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: Anubis
i sent it to the new girl here at work, she has been reading it for like 30 min, im waiting for her to finish it and scream

update?

she hasent spoken to me in a week lol

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
When this was first posted I scrolled down to read the lame-as punchline, which made me not want to waste an hour of my time reading the entire joke.

Your loss. It's a good story. The lame punchline is just a sprinkle on the icing on the cake that follows the delicious porterhouse this joke is.

No, it isn't. The lame punchline is like a sprinkling of pubes on a round steak that was dropped on it's way in from the grill and landed on a doggie dook.

Why must you urinate on my parade?

 

[imported_apocalypse]

LMAO. Great joke! And a compelling story too.

Did OP write this?

 

[Ballatician]

Finally read it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
When this was first posted I scrolled down to read the lame-as punchline, which made me not want to waste an hour of my time reading the entire joke.

Your loss. It's a good story. The lame punchline is just a sprinkle on the icing on the cake that follows the delicious porterhouse this joke is.

No, it isn't. The lame punchline is like a sprinkling of pubes on a round steak that was dropped on it's way in from the grill and landed on a doggie dook.

Why must you urinate on my parade?

Not my fault I have a penchant for defenstrative micturation and your parade happened to be gallivanting past it at the same time.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
When this was first posted I scrolled down to read the lame-as punchline, which made me not want to waste an hour of my time reading the entire joke.

Your loss. It's a good story. The lame punchline is just a sprinkle on the icing on the cake that follows the delicious porterhouse this joke is.

No, it isn't. The lame punchline is like a sprinkling of pubes on a round steak that was dropped on it's way in from the grill and landed on a doggie dook.

Why must you urinate on my parade?

Not my fault I have a penchant for defenstrative micturation and your parade happened to be gallivanting past it at the same time.

*takes a dump on nakedfrogs parade*

 

[OpenThirdEye]

I can't believe I just read that whole thing.

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: OpenThirdEye
I can't believe I just read that whole thing.

I just read that too. Funny stuff. Not the funniest, though. Reps to OP.

 

[Lorax]

is there an audiobook version of this? i say various members take a paragraph each, upload somewhere on mp3.

 

[SlickSnake]

WOW. Just WOW.

I must say if Saul made this up on his own, this is pretty impressive stuff for a short story. Thanks for this little gift. :gift:

Congratulations Saul! :beer::wine:

I liked the interesting bits and pieces about the religious back story about the snake and the garden of Eden and all that. Unfortunately, the ending was a wash for me, because I scrolled down on the post to see just how long it was, and caught the ending accidentally, LOL, oh well. So I realized before hand what it was leading up to.

Saul could easily make this story a bit longer, by starting out with old Samuel wandering out into the desert to die by an intentional snake bite without revealing the majority of the back story, then leading up to Jack's car breaking down after it. I think the reader is left wondering a bit about what Samuel must have been like and thinking, since Nate the snake seemed so attached to him later on.

I'm not sure I would classify this so much as a joke, though. I think it seems more like a fable than a joke, even though it is leading up to a punchline and a play on words. I'm not sure if anyone else noted that aspect of it and I was too winded after reading it to see all the responses. But I will book this thread for later reading or torturing others, LOL. :laugh:

Thanks for linking this in that other thread, and I'm glad I read it! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[tailes151]

Read it and enjoyed it.

 

[PeteRoy]

Originally posted by: PawNtheSandman
Joke? That is a frikin novel.

QFT

 

[PeteRoy]

The joke is on whoever read the whole thing

 

[Toonces]

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[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

 

[Saulbadguy]

Back on top where it belongs!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger @ 10/20/2008 08:51 AM

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy @ 10/20/2008 09:03 AM
Back on top where it belongs!

I see, so you're not happy that this lame joke you posted which is only successful because of how ridiculously stupid and long it is consistently gets bumped by the others that even after less than 15 minutes you have to send it to the top again.

Mods, if this isn't grounds for finally locking this POS then I don't know what is. Please end this moronic, childish routine.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger @ 10/20/2008 08:51 AM

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy @ 10/20/2008 09:03 AM
Back on top where it belongs!

I see, so you're not happy that this lame joke you posted which is only successful because of how ridiculously stupid and long it is consistently gets bumped by the others that even after less than 15 minutes you have to send it to the top again.

Mods, if this isn't grounds for finally locking this POS then I don't know what is. Please end this moronic, childish routine.

nate is a halmark of ATOT.. you can't possibly let it die now!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger @ 10/20/2008 08:51 AM

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy @ 10/20/2008 09:03 AM
Back on top where it belongs!

I see, so you're not happy that this lame joke you posted which is only successful because of how ridiculously stupid and long it is consistently gets bumped by the others that even after less than 15 minutes you have to send it to the top again.

Mods, if this isn't grounds for finally locking this POS then I don't know what is. Please end this moronic, childish routine.

Shut up, this thread is awsome and shoudl be mandatory reading before you can sign up for this forum

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger @ 10/20/2008 08:51 AM

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy @ 10/20/2008 09:03 AM
Back on top where it belongs!

I see, so you're not happy that this lame joke you posted which is only successful because of how ridiculously stupid and long it is consistently gets bumped by the others that even after less than 15 minutes you have to send it to the top again.

Mods, if this isn't grounds for finally locking this POS then I don't know what is. Please end this moronic, childish routine.

lol, this joke embodies ATOTers. It's almost like the OP channelled NuclearNed when he wrote it.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: sdifox

lol, this joke embodies ATOTers. It's almost like the OP channelled NuclearNed when he wrote it.

Nah, NuclearNed is far more succinct. Funnier, too. If he'd written something of that length, no one would survive reading it.

 

[Juked07]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger @ 10/20/2008 08:51 AM

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy @ 10/20/2008 09:03 AM
Back on top where it belongs!

I see, so you're not happy that this lame joke you posted which is only successful because of how ridiculously stupid and long it is consistently gets bumped by the others that even after less than 15 minutes you have to send it to the top again.

Mods, if this isn't grounds for finally locking this POS then I don't know what is. Please end this moronic, childish routine.

I wonder if BrokenVisage knows that just because his particular post doesn't say "back on top" doesn't mean his post doesn't bring the thread back on top...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger @ 10/20/2008 08:51 AM

Originally posted by: toonces
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that's awesome

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy @ 10/20/2008 09:03 AM
Back on top where it belongs!

I see, so you're not happy that this lame joke you posted which is only successful because of how ridiculously stupid and long it is consistently gets bumped by the others that even after less than 15 minutes you have to send it to the top again.

Mods, if this isn't grounds for finally locking this POS then I don't know what is. Please end this moronic, childish routine.

Is that sand, or just Ron Paul in your vajay-jay?

 

[Dumac]

This joke is awesome. I've made 3 of my friends read it as well.