Best joke ever.

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: NSFW
its still funny!

It was only a matter of time before someone bumped this. Now we just need someone to quote it.

 

[rudeguy]

its still funny!

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
This is truly the best joke ever. Everyone knows this. It cannot be denied.

Fixed.

 

[schneiderguy]

This is truly the best joke ever. Everyone knows this :Q

 

[MotF Bane]

Had I seen you quote that entire story earlier, I'd have vacationed you. -DrPizza

 

[Ballatician]

Hahahahaha if this actually gets the thread locked after all this time....hey who am I kidding I was considering quoting the joke myself.

 

[phoenix79]

There it is!!!!!

 

[sdifox]

someone asked where this thread is in vB so I am bumping it.

 

[Barfo]

someone asked where this thread is in vB so I am bumping it.

thank you

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I told this joke in its entirety at a bar.

People were blown away and bricks were shat soon thereafter.

 

[kevman]

the dream lives on.

 

[Ruptga]

I told this joke in its entirety at a bar.

People were blown away and bricks were shat soon thereafter.

shat, or thrown?

 

[SunSamurai]

10lbs isnt bulk beef.

..wait where am I?

 

[Barfo]

shat, or thrown?

shat and then thrown, probably.

 

[Ruptga]

shat and then thrown, probably.

A chimp bar? sounds fun.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

fail

 

[jagec]

someone asked where this thread is in vB so I am bumping it.

My hero.
:heart;

 

[quackagator]

While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.


Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?” pointing at the Indian.
Horse: "Yes sir"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."

 

[Sahakiel]

Thread that will not die.

 

[Barfo]

While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.


Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?” pointing at the Indian.
Horse: "Yes sir"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."

Good one, but no better than OP.

 

[l0cke]

This joke will never be told again, because of the 50,000 character limit.

 

[hiromizu]

This joke will never be told again, because of the 50,000 character limit.

That must be why the conversion took so long.

 

[Ruptga]

I think this thread needs a bump

 

[shortylickens]

I think this thread needs a bump

god damn you!

 

[n7]

Yup, this is an epic joke; it should never die!