Best joke ever.

[dug777]

i enjoyed that

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
hi

You really like this joke, or are you just trying to make people read it all?

Make people read it all.

:beer:

 

[stag3]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Not good at all. It was like a bad lap dance.

a bad lapdance > good joke anydays

 

[state 08]

I can't believe I read all that just for that one little one-liner.

Was it worth it? YEAH IT WAS!

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: state 08
I can't believe I read all that just for that one little one-liner.

Was it worth it? YEAH IT WAS!

and that my friends is why I bumped it. Without me, this poor guy would have been working for the last hour or so.

 

[IAteYourMother]

haha... love those jokes

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: state 08
I can't believe I read all that just for that one little one-liner.

Was it worth it? YEAH IT WAS!

You must be a masochist.

 

[Gunther]

lol good story

 

[minus1972]

months later...I finally finished.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Too much reading. I accidently saw the punch line when looking for the quote button, so my loss I guess. I'm at work anyway.

 

[Xylitol]

No gonan read

 

[ColdFusion718]

I read the whole thing too lol

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: Transition

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: Mr Smiley
Hell no. Im not reading that...

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

LMFAO

 

[datalink7]

The joke was "meh", but I'm glad I read it because the story was enjoyable.

 

[TNTrulez]

Excellent short story. 10/10

 

[thecrecarc]

great! loved it

 

[Krazy4Real]

omg i'm tired from all the reading.

 

[The Pentium Guy]

I'm gonna give this thread a bump. Someone made a reference to it on another thread and I felt that this thread deserved some lovin':heart:

 

[IonYou]

I'm going to pull the lever because of you idiot humans that keep quoting that long assed post.

 

[Law]

great short story

 

[IonYou]

Originally posted by: azazyel
it was actually well written, I actually felt sorry for Jake.

You read that whole thing and didn't even get his name right? It was Jack.

Originally posted by: logic1485
wow. there aren't many things on the internet that i have read this long. anyhoo, good joke, esp love the punch line (freudian slip, something like: i'm nucking futs ) Probably could have been a LOT shorter though.

10/10 for sure though.

And you! YOU make me want to pull that lever. That's not a freudian slip. You sound like that retard Alanis Morissette that wrote a song about irony and doesn't even know what it is. YOU will be the death of humanity. Isn't it ironic? dontcha think? Well? DONTCHA?

 

[IonYou]

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ
I was about to read this whole thing, then scrolled down and thoght, OMFG!! But I saw the first post saying "excellent" so I went back and read it some more. I eventually got pissed and stopped, NO joke is WORTH this much READING.

why do they go through all the trouble to explain some things? "the man got very tired, his throat dry, and he is thinking about drinkingthe fluid" WTH couldn't they say "the man drank some fluid from his car"

You're not very bright are you? Let me guess, you don't like reading, don't have much of an imagination, and your happy times consist of feeling better about yourself after watching the freaks on daytime talk shows make bufoons out of themselves while munching on cheese doodles while you wait for your drug dealer to return your phonecall. Do I have that about right?

 

[lytalbayre]

..... Die. That was a long ass story.

Jokes on me for reading it.

 

[LandRover]

Yeah, it's a joke alright... that someone would actually read all of that crap.