Best joke ever.

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Stupid joke, you go lock now!

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Stupid joke, you go lock now!

if you lock this joke, it shall become funnier than you can imagine!

<obi wan joke-obi>

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Howard
I read it and liked it, but it didn't make me laugh.

was a good short story i liked it.. but a bad joke..

 

[foghorn67]

Great short story, quite captivating. Bad, bad joke...but I still lol'd.

 

[Unheard]

It's back! Oh noes!

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

Sweet, what do I win?

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

Sweet, what do I win?

A kick in the nuts... moron.

 

[Doctorweir]

Lol, I was about to R, but it's the original... :thumbsup:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

Sweet, what do I win?

A slow, methodical, painful death.

 

[msi1337]

nice..after 30 mins of reading, I chuckled

 

[DanTMWTMP]

roflmao i remember this. I think this is actually a worthy bump for a joke of this caliber. I felt gratification for the story that it was, and was happy that I read this cool little story/joke.

and yes, someone should keep track of this thread so it can be bumped every once in awhile

 

[Maluno]

tldr

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

Sweet, what do I win?

A slow, methodical, painful death.

Does it involve standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

Sweet, what do I win?

A slow, methodical, painful death.

Does it involve standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Ummmmmm.... okay? Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: Doctorweir
Lol, I was about to R, but it's the original... :thumbsup:

Why won't this thread just hurry up and die?

(MC Hawking reference, if you're into that stuff.)

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Bump.

You just made the list.

Sweet, what do I win?

A slow, methodical, painful death.

Does it involve standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Ummmmmm.... okay? Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

If you can remember the 60's, you weren't there.

 

[MadPeriot]

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ
I was about to read this whole thing, then scrolled down and thoght, OMFG!! But I saw the first post saying "excellent" so I went back and read it some more. I eventually got pissed and stopped, NO joke is WORTH this much READING.

why do they go through all the trouble to explain some things? "the man got very tired, his throat dry, and he is thinking about drinkingthe fluid" WTH couldn't they say "the man drank some fluid from his car"

Obviously you didn't get the joke.

 

[scrawnypaleguy]

I read the whole thing.

Ban.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: scrawnypaleguy
I read the whole thing.

Ban.

Text

 

[Ike0069]

Bump for a great read.

 

[RedCOMET]

it was quite interesting.

 

[KingGheedora]

Everyone who quoted the full text of the OP, even if part of a joke on how long it is and how annoying it is to quote the long text, is an idiot.

 

[RapidSnail]

Torture!!!

 

[T9D]

I want my 18 minutes back.....

And I didn't even read the joke that's just from scrolling down the damn thread.