Best joke ever.

[T9D]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
Everyone who quoted the full text of the OP, even if part of a joke on how long it is and how annoying it is to quote the long text, is an idiot.

Actually all the quotes was the funniest thing in this thread. I clicked my mouse wheel so it would scroll super fast and it still took forever with words just being a blurr speeding by. It took so long I was busting up laughing in disbelief :laugh:

 

[Beige]

I was hoping for a deep ending and i get "that" as an ending..yes i read the whole thing...

Edit: yeah i guess it was silly to hope for deep ending when the title says best joke ever.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Way way too long. Interesting story...but funny? not really.

 

[RichardE]

Loved it.

 

[Xyo II]

I remember this thread :laugh: I'm not about to read the joke again though

 

[thejnaitor]

This was pretty funny . Made for a nice Sunday afternoon read! Thanks, OP!

 

[kevinthenerd]

It's a good read, but if you're reading the whole thing looking for a joke, forget it.

Maybe this can become some kind of cult novel.... a sort of opensource story where everybody adds their own bit. Maybe we can make a book full of Hitchhiker's and Monty Python and ATOT references and sell it for charity.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Sorry but this is the best joke ever.

 

[nakedfrog]

STOP
BUMPING
THE
THREAD!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

omg..this thread still lives! lol, I still think it's a great read.

 

[kevman]

lmao at the ppl I'm gonna piss off for forwarding this joke!

 

[spherrod]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
omg..this thread still lives! lol, I still think it's a great read.

this thread will never die

 

[ArchCenturion]

Better Nate than Lever!!! Bahahhahahah sweet its almost lunch time...

 

[enyce2k9]

Originally posted by: spherrod

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
omg..this thread still lives! lol, I still think it's a great read.

this thread will never die

mortal thread

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: Mr Smiley
Hell no. Im not reading that...

 

[LordMorpheus]

can we ban the next person who posts this? I swear it comes through here about once a week.

 

[MrBond]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
can we ban the next person who posts this? I swear it comes through here about once a week.

This is the original thread, it just keeps getting bumped.

I never saw it the first time, it made me laugh reading it. Slow day at work, so I had plenty of time to read it.

 

[randay]

stop it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
STOP
BUMPING
THE
THREAD!

 

[crystal]

When this joke first posted, I couldn't finish it. I couldn't finish it the second or third time that it got bumped. However, I did finish the story about ~2 weeks ago when I saw it again.

Here is a free bump for those who need to finish it. :laugh:

 

[Rudy Toody]

I read the story. In fact, I liked it so much that I read it again each time it was quoted.

 

[DarkKnight69]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
STOP
BUMPING
THE
THREAD!

 

[ForumMaster]

why won't this thread die?

 

[batmang]

i read the entire "joke"

it was a good story.. but the punch line wasssssnt enough.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

This is not the best joke ever. In fact it's the worst joke ever because it's a freaking novel.

This is even worse than those damn "FUNNAY JOKES" that get 0/10s from peopel because at least those are short and you can hit your back button or give it a crap rating.

Here you need to stare aty your screen for 10 minutes before it hits you. Thus it gets a 0/10 in my book because you can do funnier jokes in less than 1 page.