Best line you have ever heard ?

[CrackRabbit]

"Come back you fat bearded bitch!"

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: anxi80
my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

ding ding ding!!!! winn4r!

 

[Fritzo]

"You must be THIS beautiful to ride the <insert your name>"

 

[frontwards]

Originally posted by: SampSon
"nice shoes, wanna fvck?"

did you by chance hear that from the old fine print forum?

 

[frontwards]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
"as we say in calculus: wanna be a tanget to my curves?"

or, "friends don't let friends drink and derive."

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: anxi80
my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

WinR

 

[silverpig]

Some guy was yelling at my boss: If there was an award for fvcking up, you'd get it!!!
His response: Oh yeah? Well make sure you spell my name right cause I want a big fvcking trophy!

 

[Schadenfroh]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[KillyKillall]

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself all over you

that's an oldie

 

[Rudee]

In God we Trust. Everyone else pay's cash!

 

[Cobalt]

See my sig.

 

[Nocturnal]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I sky dive to funerals.

I drop kick bees.

I hop scotch to school.

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[KillyKillall]

"don't F*ck with me. I walk on water, eat bullets, and Sh*t ice cream!"

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
"don't F*ck with me. I walk on water, eat bullets, and Sh*t ice cream!"

Mmmm lead flavored ice cream

 

[Mucho]

Life is an endless struggle that ends in death.

 

[KillyKillall]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"

-Shawshank Redemption

I have tons of good ones.

 

[Turkish]

hi

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"

-Shawshank Redemption

I have tons of good ones.

shawshank redemption was a kick ass movie, bunch of good quotes in that one.

 

[PowerEngineer]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it.
:beer: for anyone who gets that.

"I'd drink it [poison]"

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
This exchange is sometimes attributed to Winston's good friend F.E. Smith, but in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan's The Glitter and the Gold she writes that the exchange occurred at Blenheim when her son was host. See also the American edition of Martin Gilbert's In Search of Churchill (not in the British edition). In Nancy: The Life of Lady Astor, Christopher Sykes confirms Consuelo Balsan's account. "It sounds like an invention but is well authenticated. [Churchill] and the Astors were staying with Churchill's cousin, the Duke of Marlborough, at Blenheim Palace. Nancy and Churchill argued ferociously throughout the weekend."

Winston Churchill Center

 

[silverpig]

Cause if my baby don't love me, I know, I know, her sister will...

Red House by Hendrix redone by SRV

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"The most intelligent thing ever to come out of your mouth was my d*ck."

- M4H

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"The most intelligent thing ever to come out of your mouth was my d*ck."

- M4H

thats great, i like it.

 

[her209]

Your eyes say hello but your thong says sex me.

 

[Indolent]

Don't hit me with that board like I was some kind of dolphin.

 

[Demo24]

and the good news is I jsut saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

Im Rick James, bi**h