Best method to enter Canada?

[Testify]

Need suggestions within 48 hours for 3-4 people all adult age and male.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Drunk.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Drunk.

hahahhahaha :thumbsup:

 

[Bignate603]

Um... legally?

 

[potato28]

Canoe.

 

[George P Burdell]

Trebuchet

 

[Epic Fail]

Surrender.

 

[aphex]

The Pinta.

 

[CorCentral]

Bearskin...... or is that Danskin?

 

[RbSX]

I don't get it...

 

[dawp]

HUGE slingshot, like they did not MythBusters.



rocket sled.

 

[zeruty]

Drive to border. Approach border crossing. Wait in line. Proceed to border agent/immigration/customs. Present valid documentation. Proceed into Canada.

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[Baked]

Through the US.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Ram a boat into the side. If any of the French ones try to stop you, just run straight at them. They only have peripheral vision.

 

[S Freud]

Dig a tunnel.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Um... legally?

This...makes it MUCH easier to get back across. Don't forget your passports.

 

[aphex]

2 steps forward and 1 step back.

 

[snowdogg187]

Wait for the River to freeze and walk over.

 

[andy04]

Naked...

 

[buck]

balloons!

 

[SirStev0]

Doesn't everyone feel safer now that it is hard to get into Canada???

 

[MisterJackson]

From behind?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
Doesn't everyone feel safer now that it is hard to get into Canada???

Last two times that I went there for work, I got held up for about 20-30 min for questioning. I have no criminal record, but they sure did fuck with me for a while.

 

[geno]

on a moose or a beaver.

 

[Exterous]

Take Canada out for a really nice dinner with a decent amount of wine, bring flowers and chocolate. Have stimulating conversation - keeping eye contact. At the end of the night, at Canada's door, whisper sweet nothings in Canada's ear. After that Canada will let you enter pretty much anywhere you want