best movie line ever

[PeteRoy]

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! -Ben Richards The Running Man.

The first time I saw/heard that scene I laughed my ass off and was rewinding atleast 3 times to see it again.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

"Last week Japanese scientist explaced...placed explosive detonators at the bottom of lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotlands local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for peaceful existence of our underwater ally."

 

[Chunkee]

"Heyyyyyy! I cant cash this fvucking thing"!!!

Barfly, Mickey Rourke

 

[MonkeyK]

"Do you know what a plethora is Jeffe?"

 

[Al Neri]

'You may dispense with the pleasentries commander I'm here to put you back on schedule'

 

[cjchaps]

I second the "They Live" quote!

Originally posted by: guyver01
Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a%%. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[AAman]

"I'm already missing you"

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: edro13
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

Originally posted by: spartacus321
My Name is Maximus Decius Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Pheonix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I WILL have my vengence, in this life or the next.

Originally posted by: vitoprimo
Leave the gun... take the cannoli

:thumbsup:

 

[axelfox]

"I too live dangerously."

Austin Powers

 

[acemcmac]

"We're on a mission from Gad" - Blues brothers

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
"We're on a mission from Gad" - Blues brothers

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country **and** western.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! -Ben Richards The Running Man.

Hey, Christmas Tree!

 

[meltdown75]

Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh1t to do!

 

[George P Burdell]

[aliens have settled in over the major cities, waiting until the countdown is up]
Older Boy: [to his girlfriend] This may be our last night on earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?

Will Smith: [after crashing the alien spaceship by the Grand Canyon] *That's* what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ya ship's all banged up!
[shouts]
Will Smith: Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at?
[Will Smith opens the spaceship, the alien screams, Will Smith smacks him in the head, alien faints]
Will Smith: Welcome to earth.

(from Independence Day)

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
DuPont: Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?
John Preston: I pay it gladly.

or

Partridge: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

Though the second is just a quote of a poem by Yeats.

EQUILIBRIUM BABY!

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: joshsquall
DuPont: Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?
John Preston: I pay it gladly.

or

Partridge: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

Though the second is just a quote of a poem by Yeats.

EQUILIBRIUM BABY!

:thumbsup:

 

[Abe Froman]

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

- Lane Bryant, Better Off Dead - 1985

 

[robisc]

My sig

 

[Mojoed]

American Wedding - The scene when Stifler is eating the dog sh!t.

"Look man, I gotta GO."

I laugh my ass off every time I see that part. It's the combination of the facial expressions and what he says that strikes me as classic.

 

[Qwest]

"You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone!"

- Untouchables

 

[Sureshot324]

Say hello to my little friend!

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

"it's gonna be the hap-hap-happiest christmas since bing crosby sang with danny fvcking kay".. chevy chase.

 

[geecee]

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

EDIT: Technically, not a single line so sorry about that. Still, its a great couple of lines.

 

[nocash]

Are you talking to me?