Originally posted by: George P Burdell
[Will Smith opens the spaceship, the alien screams, Will Smith smacks him in the head, alien faints]
Will Smith: Welcome to earth.
(from Independence Day)
Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fvcked by dicks. But dicks also fvck assholes. Assholes that just want to shyt on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fvck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fvck too much or fvck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shyt that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fvck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shyt.
Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fvcked by dicks. But dicks also fvck assholes. Assholes that just want to shyt on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fvck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fvck too much or fvck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shyt that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fvck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shyt."
Team America speech
Originally posted by: werk
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Originally posted by: torpid
"Well, nobody's perfect" from Some Like It Hot
Originally posted by: eelw
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by: guyver01
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF&&KER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?