best movie line ever

[Reckoner]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[AkumaX]

Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb.

 

[imported_malcontent]

"Don't waste my motherfvcking time!"

 

[SilverTorch]

Originally posted by: dxkj
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey lovely human balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.......... Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now... Fvck off.

Go Snatch! awesome line.

 

[arcas]

There are a handful that stand out. The Dirty Harry quote posted earlier would have been my first choice. Second would have to be

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c beams...glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

 

[Crazee]

The AFI list stinks IMO. Nothing from Pulp Fiction is a crime.


The whole foot massage exchange was priceless, but I am not going to quote it here. I am not going to do the whole Ezekiel 25:17 either, another great quote.

Jules: "Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. "

Marsellus: "You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfvckers. Motherfvckers who thought their a$s would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't."

Jules: "Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?"
Yolanda: "Cool?"
Jules: "What?"
Yolanda: "He's cool."
Jules: "Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your a$s down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three."

Jules: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

Vincent: "That's a pretty fvcking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fvcking good."

Marsellus: "The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fvcking with you. Fvck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."

Mia: "That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fvck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."

Butch: "I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shyt."

Jules: "Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfvckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?"

Pumpkin: "Which one is your wallet?"
Jules: "It's the one that says Bad Motherfvcker."

Lance: "Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Give her the shot"

My favorite Kill Bill Quote:

Elle Driver: "The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite. "

 

[MDE]

"What would I do if I had a million dollars? Nothing, absolutely nothing."

Peter Gibbons in Office Space (quoted from memory so it's probably a bit off)

 

[LordMorpheus]

"I wanted this to happen. To face the relentless truth. Where no one's mother looks around at night. No woman crossing our way. Where only reality reigns, ferocious and great. I was intoxicated by it. That is reality now."

Werner, in a U-Boat sitting on the bottom of the straight of gibralter, 280 meters below the surface (off the end of the depth gauge), running out of air and finally giving up hope.

from Das Boot. One of the best movies ever made.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

"REPOST!"

- had to be in some movie by now.

Best ever:
"I ain't got time to bleed" - Predator

 

[CellarDoor]

?Nihilists! I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.?

Actually, pretty much any line from Big Lebowski works..

"Naga, Nagan, Nagonnaworkhereanymore that's for sure."

"They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful fvcking sunsets."

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: TGS
*Thud* Stick around.

hahahahhaha.......best one ever.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn

Originally posted by: acemcmac
"We're on a mission from Gad" - Blues brothers

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country **and** western.

"I want two whole chickens, dry white toast, and a coke!

 

[everman]

KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I...I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

 

[ZeroEffect]

Fvck all that Shyt!

Mr. Pink - R Dogs

----

come on Ramblers, let's get ramblin'

 

[Sluggo]

Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[DaWhim]

Older Deepak Mehta: A great teacher has little external history to record. His life goes over into other lives. These men are pillars in the intimate structure of our schools. They are more essential than its stones or beams, and they will continue to be a kindling force and a revealing power in our lives.

from The Emperor's Club

getting a dvd for my high school teacher who made an impact in my life.

 

[PeteRoy]

"If you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, you're just letting an opportunity pass you by"

 

[Vic]

Carlito: I'm reloaded. Ok? Come on in here, you motherfsckers! Come on, I'm waiting for you... What, you ain't comin' in?? Ok, I'm comin' out!... Oh, you're up against it now, motherfsckers. I'm gonna blow your fsckin' brains out!... You think you're big time??... You gonna fsckin' die big time!... You ready??... Here come the pain!!

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[zerocool84]

TOO BOOKOO........

 

[CZroe]

I'm gonna try to quote a movie within a movie:

Kid: "Do you have any books on Astronomy"
Conan The Librarian (Picking kid up by the shirt threateningly): "DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!"

Kid: "I'm sorry, these books are a little late."
Conan The Librarian: "RRRAH!" (Slices kid in half w/ barbarian sword)

 

[Alkesh]

"I have got to get me one of these" (Independence Day)

 

[Orsorum]

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fvckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

 

[MonkeyK]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
"Say hello to my little friend!"

better line from the same flick:
"This town is like one great big pvssy just waiting to be fvcked."

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
"REPOST!"

- had to be in some movie by now.

Best ever:
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Predator

fixed for the best Predator quote.