best movie line ever

[Trente]

Goooooooooooood morning Vietnam!

 

[Jzero]

It's hard to pick a single one, but the first thing that comes to my mind is usually:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the WAR ROOM!"

 

[chowmein]

"are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT?"

 

[DVad3r]

"I have detailed files"

 

[Zysoclaplem]

"Go back to your home on Whore Island!"

 

[JulesMaximus]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

 

[Thug Esquire]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
[Will Smith opens the spaceship, the alien screams, Will Smith smacks him in the head, alien faints]
Will Smith: Welcome to earth.

(from Independence Day)

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fvcked by dicks. But dicks also fvck assholes. Assholes that just want to shyt on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fvck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fvck too much or fvck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shyt that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fvck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shyt."

Team America speech

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fvcked by dicks. But dicks also fvck assholes. Assholes that just want to shyt on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fvck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fvck too much or fvck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shyt that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fvck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shyt.

:thumbsup:

 

[chowmein]

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fvcked by dicks. But dicks also fvck assholes. Assholes that just want to shyt on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fvck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fvck too much or fvck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shyt that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fvck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shyt."

Team America speech

deters from the topic but nonetheless :thumbsup: that's the only thing that had me rolling in that movie

 

[CRXican]

It's not a toomah!!!!

 

[ZeroEffect]

The thing is Bob, it's not that i'm lazy, it's that i just don't care

Peter - Office Space


i have better one liners... but they have naughty words in them.....

and that AFI list was the worst!

 

[Eli]

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!" Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.)
&
"You Had Me At Hello" Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger)

Both from Jerry Maguire

~Eli's GF

 

[TGS]

*Thud* Stick around.

 

[fatalbert]

I don't know about best.... but

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people." - Sin City

is a great one, that movie has a few.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: werk
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Originally posted by: torpid
"Well, nobody's perfect" from Some Like It Hot

Watched that today, very funny.

Originally posted by: eelw
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!!

Classic movie, good line

 

[geecee]

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: guyver01
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF&&KER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Damn, I got beat.
My favorite line ever.


Also, Office Space was filled with them.

"I've got eight different bosses, Bob."
"Let me tell you about TPS reports."
"Yeeaaahh, did ya get that memo?"

 

[cyberhap]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[Fenixgoon]

"I ain't got time to bleed!" - Jesse Ventura in Predator

"Stick around!" - Arnold, after impaling a guy with a giant combat knife

 

[xSauronx]

DANTE
Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
dicks!

CUSTOMER
In a row?

i had the whole scene....but i didnt feel like editing the censored words out of the whole thing

 

[SVT Cobra]

anything from black hawk down

 

[intogamer]

"fawk yo couch"

 

[dxkj]

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey lovely human balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.......... Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now... Fvck off.

 

[Valkerie]

"give me some sugar baby"

-army of the dead