Best Movie One-Liners

[zinfamous]

I searched, but didn't find another thread. Hoping this isn't a repost..

So, which one-liners come to mind? Ranging from Cheesy to Excellent.

Platypus just reminded me of the treasure trove that is "Big Trouble in Little China," so I thought we needed a thread
From BILC:

"This is going to take cracker-jack timing!"
"If we're not back by dawn, call the president!"

I don't understand what those mean either, but post away...

 

[Platypus]

THANKS FOR USING JOHNNY-CAB.... NEARRHARAHWHAWHHAH!!!!!

 

[Lola]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

[gsellis]

"If I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. I notice when you get to disliken someone, they ain't around for long neither"

"You a bounty hunter? A man's got to do something for a living these days. Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy."

 

[Unheard]

"And that was the second time I got crabs."

 

[JasonVaritekMVP]

"I'll have what she's having."

 

[davestar]

Originally posted by: Unheard
"And that was the second time I got crabs."

"stinks like sex in here"

 

[blackdogdeek]

i am not left-handed either.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Platypus


THANKS FOR USING JOHNNY-CAB.... NEARRHARAHWHAWHHAH!!!!!

LOL

How about Arnold: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"

 

[leftyman]

Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

 

[Juno]

"see i can turn left..."

*turns right*

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Platypus


THANKS FOR USING JOHNNY-CAB.... NEARRHARAHWHAWHHAH!!!!!

LOL

How about Arnold: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS...

 

[mundane]

These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.

Now, at some point it became clear to us that our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world, our options narrowing down to petty crime or minimum wage. So we stepped off the path and went looking for the fortune we knew was looking for us

A few movies I watched repeatedly during my latter high school years.

 

[TheNinja]

Shinyuki: The Black Star Ninja has betrayed the code.
Joe: Then... he must die.

From American Ninja I

 

[gsellis]

"I have something to say. It is better to burn out than to fade away."

 

[Mucho]

I'm Not Bad, I'm Just Drawn That Way

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

"I aim to misbehave"

"Your damaging my calm!"

 

[vi edit]

This stuff will make you a goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

 

[sobriquet]

From Hard to Kill
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent - to the blood bank!

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Platypus


THANKS FOR USING JOHNNY-CAB.... NEARRHARAHWHAWHHAH!!!!!

LOL

How about Arnold: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS...

:thumbsup:

Can't forget "MADNESS!? THIS IS SPAAARTTAAAAAAA!!!"

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

One liner from Firefly:

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Malcolm: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: sobriquet
From Hard to Kill
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent - to the blood bank!

:thumbsup:
now that's what I'm talking about! I wish I could remember all of those Segalisms...

 

[Kwaipie]

"I have had it with these M-F'n snakes on this M-F'n plane"

"Hello Clarice"

 

[rockyct]

"... killed a guy with a trident"

 

[zinfamous]

"If you wanna dine with the devil, you better bring a long spoon." (Sounds even better if you imagine Jack Palance saying it; which he did)