Best Movie One-Liners

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No. I am your father.

With all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your fvckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

And anything by the Gunnery Sargeant in Full Metal Jacket. I would quote, but its too much effort to edit out the expletives.

 

[sandorski]

Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i am not left-handed either.

Oh man you win... I love that movie.

 

[schneiderguy]

Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur: You ever?seen a grown man naked?

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Hyperlite
"Sometimes you just gotta say, What the Fvck."

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fvck yourself."

"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe fvck yourself."

haha yes! i love that one. it doesn't read well, though... you gotta see it. alec baldwin pulls that one off SOOOO goddamn well.

QFMFT
I laughed my ass off when I heard that.

 

[MasterOfKtulu109]

Big Lebowski


the entire movie is one one-liner after another.

 

[James Bond]

So many good ones! What to choose, what to choose:

Say what again. Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you motherfvcker! Say what one more god damn time!

 

[Goosemaster]

english motherfvcker?! do you speak it?!

 

[KK]

"I know what you're thinking, punk. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[Akhen]

Originally posted by: MasterOfKtulu109
Big Lebowski


the entire movie is one one-liner after another.

The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually.

Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.

 

[GasX]

Every time this topic comes up I am mystified at what people think are one-liners...

Bennet, why don't you let off some steam!

 

[TerryMathews]

"I am the greatest. I AM the greatest. I AM THE GREATEST!"

Nick Cage, Fire Birds.

 

[Fenixgoon]

"STICK AROUND!"

- Arnold in predator, after hurling a machete into some guy's chest, pinning him to a wooden box, as a bomb is about to explode

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: KK
"I know what you're thinking, punk. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

The first one that came to my mind when I clicked this thread

 

[dbk]

"I'll be back."
"GET IN DA CHOPPA!!!"

 

[Kirby]

Princess Leia: "I love you."

Han Solo: "I know."

 

[McGyver]

this kind of threads always crack me up

 

[thereds]

Pedro offers you his protection.

 

[Goosemaster]

"hey, jimmy"

 

[LordMaul]

"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!!!!111"

 

[shortylickens]

Just about anything from Star Wars, most Tarantino films, The Princess Bride, Snatch, nost Arnold movies, and many of the others we see every time this thread starts up.

One of my favorites that is also lesser known, from "The Dead Pool":

Harry Callahan: You forgot your fortune cookie. It says..."You're ****** out of luck."


Also, this line isnt that great but they way its said in the film is delightful.
From Batman Begins:
"DO I LOOK LIKE A COP?"

 

[Shadowknight]

Batman: "Nice"
Gordon: "I couldn't find any mob bosses." (Batman Begins)

The Thing
Clark: I don't know What the hell it is, but it's weird and pissed off!"

This isn't so much a one liner as an exchange, but still
MacReady: I dunno, it's like this: thousands of years ago this spaceship crashes, and this thing, whatever it is, jumps out or crawls out and gets entombed in the ice.
Garry: So, the Norwegians find it, and they dig it out of the ice...
MacReady: (Annoyed) That's right, Garry. They dig it up, they cart it back to their base. Somehow it gets thawed, it wakes up, probably not the best of moods, and... I don't know, I wasn't there!
Childs: Now how's this mvtherfucker wake up after thousands of years in the ice, huh?
MaCready: (annoyed) I don't know how. Because he's different than we are. Because he's from outer space, see. What do you want from me, anyway? Ask him! (Blair)

 

[Flash1969]

"Say hello to my little friend"

 

[Crackle19]

Achilles: [to his men] Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

 

[fallensight]

"relax, I know what I'm doing"
"not even God knows what you're doing"