Best Movie One-Liners

[Stifko]

"Just because you have character doesn't mean that you are a character."

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: sobriquet
From Hard to Kill
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent - to the blood bank!

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"What is it with fat ladies? You're obsessed with fat ladies!"

 

[irishScott]

[SLJ]Great. Snakes on CRACK.[/SLJ]

 

[MBony]

"Wyatt, I'm rolling..."

Val Kimer - Tombstone

 

[idiotekniQues]

heh. i was just about to post a line from tombstone



"i'll be your huckleberry"

 

[KeithTalent]

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

 

[tm37]

Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fvcking slim.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

 

[Aquila76]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

The way this works is: the train moves and the station stays here.

That is one big pile of sh!t.

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

"Tonight we dine in hell"

 

[txrandom]

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

I'm sure someone already said that.

 

[Beev]

Whenever I'm about to do something I ask myself, "Would an idiot do this?" And if the answer is yes then I do not do that thing.

 

[b0mbrman]

Go home and get your ****** shine box

I know it was you, Fredo; you broke my heart; you broke my heart!

half a dozen lines from Swingers

 

[grrl]

You're protected by the enormity of your stupidity, for a time. - Madame Sebastian, Notorious (1946)

Your breath smells like ******!
Well, he told me he loved me. - Con Air

Define irony. A planeful of idiots dancing to a song by a band that was killed in a plane crash. - Steve Buscemi, Con Air

 

[thirdlegstump]

Louis: "Ohhh......Where did you get that overnight bag?" (which contains a dismembered body)
Pat Bateman "....Jean Paul Gaultier.."

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: runzwithsizorz
We gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sun glass'es.

Hit it.

"Let's not bicker and argue baout who killed who."

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"No Novocaine. It dulls the senses."

 

[toolboxolio]

"You had me at 'Anal'."

 

[WildHorse]

Sanjuro: I'm not dying yet. I have to kill quite a few men first.
..................Yojimbo

Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

Upenskoy: Gant, can you fly that plane? Really fly it?
Maj. Gant: Yeah, I can fly it. I'm the best there is.
................Firefox

Nicky: It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. . . .
...............The Bourne Supremacy

And OH SO TRUE!:
I'm not afraid of any man, but when it comes to sharing my feelings with a woman, my stomach turns to jelly.
.................Every Which Way But Loose

 

[mezrah]

"Game over man, Game over!!!"

 

[Robor]

Originally posted by: gsellis
"If I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. I notice when you get to disliken someone, they ain't around for long neither"

"You a bounty hunter? A man's got to do something for a living these days. Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy."

:thumbsup: Great movie for quotes!

Senator: There's a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

 

[VIAN]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
If you screw up this much, you will be flying a cargo plane with rubber dogshit out of hong-kong

This one is so funny. LOL.

 

[VIAN]

Originally posted by: Raduque

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
One liner from Firefly:

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Malcolm: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!

I hate the one liner from Serenity. They are so generic and makes the movie more goofy than it should have been. The entire movie is just one cliche after another.

 

[VIAN]

Enter the Dragon

"Don't think! Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel."

 

[Vidda]

"Be cool bitch"

 

[judasmachine]

I want my two dollars!