Best Movie One-Liners

[jagec]

Pretty much everything from the first half of FMJ.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Stifko
"Just because you have character doesn't mean that you are a character."

It went: "Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character."[/quote]

 

[LouPoir]

Originally posted by: combine
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"...........Apocalypse Now

Nice

 

[overclock]

Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.

 

[Unmoosical]

Originally posted by: MasterOfKtulu109
Big Lebowski


the entire movie is one one-liner after another.

:thumbsup:

Oh, and Dude, "Chinaman" is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian American, please.

 

[cheesygoldfish]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

that was on a rogers commercial

 

[JC86]

Eric Cartman - South Park
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: Bryan
"I ain't got time to bleed!"

"Got time to duck?"

 

[WT]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles:

Those aren't pillows!

 

[PAB]

"I used to ****** guys like you in prison."

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Vidda
"Be cool bitch"

No, that was "Bitch! Be cool!"

 

[naldo]

"When the ****** did we get Ice Cream?!"

 

[ranmaniac]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."

 

[theGlove]

"How you like them apples?"

"You can't handle the truth!"

 

[zylander]

Walter Sobchak: "Son, this is what happens when you ****** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"


/thread

 

[TheNinja]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

 

[classy]

"This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

 

[Superself]

Marked for Death
Screwface: "I want Hatcher dead! I want his family dead! An if you can't kill em, I gon kill em, and then I gon kill you!!"

 

[snoopdoug1]

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know. Lets "have a spelling contest!"

 

[roguerower]

/me in best Arnold Voice:

"I'll be back..."

James Bond: I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I had no idea it stood for...
M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.

 

[Aquila76]

I got you a bunch of movies. You have your choice of porn or monster trucks. Oh, and one that's both.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Arnold, T3: You are terminated

 

[Rill22]

"Surely you can't be serious!?"

"I am, and don't call me Shirley."

 

[gwrober]

:music:"I've got a jar of diiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt...":music:



And one of my all time favorites, Tommy Boy:

:music:"Fat guy in a little cooooat...":music:

"I lost my virginity to your daughter! Rob, you were there!"

"Not here, or here, but riiiight about here..." - "Jesus, what the hell happened to your face??"

"If I wanted a kiss I woulda called your mother!"

 

[Fenixgoon]

"You're fired!" - Arnold, True Lies

"Stick around!" Arnold, Predator

"Dylan, you sonuvab!tch!" Arnold, Predator

"Hey hey, remember wife #1? Left without saying a damn word. And wife #2, took everything and I mean everything. she even took the g0dd@mn ice cube trays from the freezer. WHAT KIND OF SICK B!TCH DOES THAT??" -Tom Arnold, True lies.