Best Movie One-Liners

[iliopsoas]

Dirty Harry: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

 

[Goosemaster]

iveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! Yes, he is wrong for doing that.
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!
Together: Sh010039et!

Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

 

[CorCentral]

Run AWAY.... Run AWAY.... Run AWAY!!!
The Holy Grail!.......... That's no Ordinary RABBIT!

 

[50cent1228]

damn girls got @ss

 

[Sinsear]

"Why Johnny Ringo, looks like somebody just walked over your grave"

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

 

[Xstatic1]

"You can't handle the truth!"

"Get busy livin' or get busy dying."

"My mother always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna
get."

"Show me the money!"

"You had me at hello."

"Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

 

[pmoa]

I know Kung-Fu

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
"I aim to misbehave"

"Your damaging my calm!"

GREAT movie, but those quotes weren't so great

 

[ultimatebob]

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: Cameron
Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

YES!

I was reading through this thread to see if anyone had posted this. Well done

 

[lyssword]

YEAH, SEE YA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

 

[mooglemania85]

Worley: Look at them bodacious set of ta's ta's.

John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-f**ked the s**t out of me.

Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

Ron Burgundy: I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

 

[ultimatebob]

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

 

[DangerAardvark]

Kid referring to killing a man: "He had it coming.'"
William Munny: "Kid, we all got it coming.'"

Bill: "See you in hell William Munny."
William Munny: "...yeah." *BANG*

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: pmoa
I know Kung-Fu

Show Me.

 

[viperbri]

"Leave the guns, take the cannolis."

 

[imported_Imp]

"Welcome back from the break!"

"How were those nachos? No, we are not here for f***ing food. You are here for me to enlighten you, to edify you, send you off on that not so distant journey..."

Not really one liners, but take them separately and they still rock.

 

[NogginBoink]

Was it a dream where you're standing on top of a pyramid in sun-god like robes with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

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Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

 

[eits]

"maybe... maybe not... maybe go fck yourself"

 

[Lord Zado]

But why's the rum gone?

 

[rh71]

the one with rubber dog sh!t outta hong kong

 

[uallas5]

Jimmy Serrano: You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fckin' pencil. Do you understand me?

Midnight Run

 

[txrandom]

The best two one liners:

--Surely you can't be serious?

--I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

[RedBeard]

Assassins

Antonio Banderas: "Today.. Is my brithday."
Sylvester Stallone: "Happy birthday @sshole"