Best Movie One-Liners

[Vegitto]

"Whoa.."

 

[Kerouactivist]

One of my favorites from Old School

"I got a wife, kids. Do I sound like a happy guy to you Frankie? There's my wife. Now, see that: always smiling, hi honey, judging, watching. Look at the baby, look at the baby!"

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

hahahahahahhahhaa best scene ever

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

This should have been the first one. :thumbsup:

My contributions:

Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Not a one-liner here, but worth posting:

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.

edit: Oh, and the best one-liner (IMO) of all time:

I haven't been fscked like that since grade school.