A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
Borg? Sounds Swedish.
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
One liner from Firefly:
Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Malcolm: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Originally posted by: Hyperlite
"Sometimes you just gotta say, What the Fvck."
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fvck yourself."
"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe fvck yourself."
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves
We're never getting to Ohio, not the way this guy drives. Every 500 feet, they stop to take another damn picture. The Donner Party moved faster.
A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!
Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.