Best Sayings You've Seen Graffitied on Bathroom Stalls

[Mrfrog840]

I think one of the best ones ive seen is at my work is either of these
When i sit on the pooper, i give birth to a new state trooper.
or
Free cowboy hats behind you. dont sit on them though.

 

[Nocturnal]

hmm, i give a good blow job, call me xxx-xxx-xxxx?

 

[minendo]

You want to piss someone off today: don't flush.

 

[FelixDeCat]

1) Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to sh** but only farted.

2) My name is Pancho. I live on a Rancho. I get paid paid $5 per day. I go see Lucy, she gives me some p***** and takes my $25 dollars away.

 

[b0mbrman]

The "meet me here at xxxx" ones are kinda weird...

 

[brxndxn]

At Target in Gainesville...

There's a baby-changing station in the Mens' room. On it, "THIS IS A MENS' ROOM!!!" is written.

 

[TheOmegaCode]

I work at the county... there are no cool sayings on the bathroom wallls... All the toilets are automated, the sinks, automated, it gets cleaned like 5 times a day.

 

[raptor13]

Sh!t piled high, from ceiling to floor.
I sh!t and sh!t and sh!t some more.
Burritos I'll eat no more.

 

[HappyPuppy]

"Kilroy was here"

Your job sucks, Omega. Try to get a life.

 

[fatbaby]

i've seen stick figures written with sh!t!!!

btw i live in la...its normal around here

 

[Nocturnal]

i believe i came across one that said "37337 h4x0rz"

 

[Chris A]

Recaps 25 cents

 

[Robert01]

It wasn't on a bathroom stall, but it was written under a stair well at school:

"F**k you 99 times from the class of '99"

 

[CrackRabbit]

Anything over 3 lbs. must be lowered by rope. Thanks, Mgmt. (as seen in a latrine in a wilderness recreation area)

 

[LAUST]

<< 1) Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to sh** but only farted. >>

 

[Caminetto]

I actually saw this on a bathroom wall 20+ years ago.
"The existential problem of society is contingent upon intangible ontology that permeates men's souls and elucidates the metaphysical stigmata inherent in the inability to communicate".

Underneath some one wrote "one solution - revolution".

 

[bonk102]

funniest thing ever was seeing a phone number of a girl i know, i almost died laughing

 

[ThisIsMatt]

"Wihte power."

[sic]

 

[walrus]

Don't look here the joke's in your hand.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

<<

<< 1) Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to sh** but only farted. >>

>>

You guys have crappy stall-writers, they can't even finish the joke.

"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to sh** but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and sh** my pants."

 

[Johnnie]

<< Quickly Grey Rock....Ahhhh...... Hand Loaded Hollowpoint >>

 

[tigerbait]

"Please do not eat the little mints in the urinals.

Thanks, Management "

 

[DrMoreau]

They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But bless my soul,
The sh!thead poet has struck again!

 

[MikeO]

Noticed these little words at a bathroom once... on the door infront of me read "look to your right", so I looked right and on the wall there read "look to your left" so I looked left, on the left wall read "look behind you" so I looked at the wall behind me and there read "stop spinning and sh1t fool!".

I almost fell from the seat

 

[Jzero]

My favorites:
"He who writes on sh!thouse walls rolls his sh!t in little balls. And he who reads those words of wit takes and eats those balls of sh!t."
"Jiggle the HANDEL to hear WATER MUSIC. Unless, of course, it's BAROQUE."

Hah.