Best Simpson Quote

[ChaoZ]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

 

[I Saw OJ]

I dont remember the exact wording, but it went something like this:
*after watching barnies video at the film festivle*

Homer: Wow, that was so touching...I'll never drink a beer again for the rest of my life...

Beer vendor: Beer here! Get your beer here!

Homer: I'll take 10

 

[hjo3]

My favorite is, "No one outcrazies Ophelia!"

Thought this one's good too:

"Rawr, rawr, rawr! No one understand you, she-bear." ? Grandpappy

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Ralph: Hi! Supernintendo Chalmers!

 

[SNiPeRX]

"Your mother is a dime store hooker and always will be"

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Ralph: Hi! Supernintendo Chalmers!

That's a great one

 

[Wahsapa]

"yar, two glass eyes" -captain

 

[Mickey Eye]

"God speed, little doodle", Flanders.

 

[ThEFeAR]

Groundskeeper Willy: It'll never last, brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Scots and other Scots! Gar.. damn Scots. They ruined Scotland!

:laugh:

 

[Googer]

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
- Homer Simpson

 

[bleeb]

nice

 

[klah]

Quit bitching and go make me a pie!

 

[Shadowknight]

Homer: Lisa, vampires aren't real; like elves, fairies and eskimoes

Zombies: brains! brains! (attack Homer, then realize his lack of intelligence and walk off)
Zombies: brains! brains!


Groundskeeper Willy: You've got the shinnin!
Bart: You mean SHINING.
Groundskeeper Willy: Not unless you want to get sued.

Homes: I'd sell my soul for a donut
(the Devil Flanders appears).
Homer: Flanders! You're the Devil?!
Flanders: It's always the person you least expect. Now Homer, before you sell your soul, you ought to think about-
Homer: Do you have a donut or don't you?!

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: ThEFeAR
Groundskeeper Willy: It'll never last, brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Scots and other Scots! Gar.. damn Scots. They ruined Scotland!

:laugh:

That was one of the best

 

[Acanthus]

Homer: And on my african vacation i wanna do everything on the box. I wanna shoot a lion in the face, fight mohammed ali, and ride in a convertible with 2 happy zebras.

Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders!

Ralph Wiggam: Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck!

 

[Mucho]

Marge: Homer, the plant called.
They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

 

[kranky]

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little...!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer (quivering): What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.

 

[Codegen]

Flanders: "That's one bitchin' bike"
Rod or Todd, forgot: "DADDY SAID A CURSE WORD!"
Flanders: "Oh, lighten up"

 

[IronWing]

Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Bart+Lisa+Kids: With all our heart!
Krusty: What would do if I went off the air?
Bart+Lisa+Kids: We'd kill ourselves!

 

[gsellis]

In the semi-annual Simpsons favorite quote thread...

M - Homer, your boss called and if you don't go in Friday, don't go in Monday.
H - Woohoo, four day weekend!

 

[Al Neri]

a few great ones....

Grandpa: What're you cacklin' about, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.
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Homer: Yeah a couple of years ago I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was.
(this one probably will never fail to make me laugh)
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Homer: Play the race card. Play it!
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Homer: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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Homer: Who is Fonzy!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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Homer: Extended warranty! How can I lose!
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Homer: Now we all know the thirteen stripes are for luck.....
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Homer: All right, we're going to have to start all over again with the electrical college...

that's enough for now

 

[Al Neri]

Originally posted by: gsellis
In the semi-annual Simpsons favorite quote thread...

M - Homer, your boss called and if you don't go in Friday, don't go in Monday.
H - Woohoo, four day weekend!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[insite]

One of the Halloween epsiodes, King Kong takeoff, Marge about to board the boat for the island...

Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."
Mr Burns: "We know what you think!"

That just killed me- probably not the best quote, but definitely memorable...

 

[purbeast0]

Ralph pics up a Tomacco and eats and eats it then says to Chief Wiggum (his dad)

RALPH: "Eeeewwww, this tastes like Grandma"

(wiggum grabbs it from Ralph)

CHIEF WIGGUM: "No it doesn't ... let me try it ...."

(wiggum takes a bite)

CHIEF WIGGUM: "OH MY GOD! IT DOES TASTE LIKE GRANDMA!"

 

[mugs]

Save me Jebus!