Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
-- Homer, "Bart Gets An Elephant"
Mr. Burns: "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union contract..."
Homer (to his brain): "Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Mr. Burns: "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Homer (to his brain): "Wait a minute...is he coming on to me?"
Mr. Burns: "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows."
(Mr. Burns gives out a friendly laugh) Homer (to his brain): Ahh! Homer: "Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure i'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
Owner: "Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: *worried* "Ooooh, that's bad."
Owner: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: *worried* "That's bad."
Owner: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate."
Homer: *stares*
Owner: "That's bad."