Best Simpsons quotes...

[BigToque]

<< Here we go again Marge, always taking someone else's advice... Flanders, the Water Department, God... >>



lol...

 

[Isla]

Dear Lord... I know you're busy... seeing as you can see women change their clothes and all that...

Homer Simpson



Frankly, I have a feeling one day Homer will be considered one of the most profound philosophers of our time...

 

[BigToque]

hahaha...

The Simpsons has to be the best show of all time...

 

[Doodoo]

&quot;Go bull!! Toss his salad!!&quot;

 

[IBhacknU]

mmmmmmmmmmm......forbidden Donut!

 

[Supradude]

Bart: God is so in you face
Homer: Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character...

From Halloween Special:
Homer: Hi Maude, Did-d-dily... I was just visiting my friend
homer...idily...

And the classic:
Homer: Didn't you mother tell you two to clean your rooms
Bart: Eh, mom says a lot of things...

ha ha, Simpsons ROCK!!!

 

[GP01fb]

From that one episode about Homer &amp; Marge being bad parents:

Bart: HA HA your name is going to be Lisa Flanders!
Lisa: Your name is going to be Bart Flanders...
Bart: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GoldenGuppy]

SEX CAULDRON?!

 

[ManSnake]

&quot;mmmm... donuts&quot;

 

[Bling Bling]

&quot;Help me Jebus!&quot;

or is it &quot;Save me Jebus?&quot;

 

[ElFenix]

&quot;ha ha&quot; -nelson

 

[guyver01]

HOMER: What're you gonna do? Sick the dogs on me? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator! They're about 6 feet tall and weigh
300 lbs. They make ice and ... um ... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more
like a beer! They look good, they smell good, you'd step over your own mother just to
get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
-- Homer,

 

Bart: here ralph, try these berries.
Ralph: ok, *munch* *munch*
Ralph: they taste, they taste like buuurrrrnnnning.

 

[SpongeBob]

Marge: &quot;The lord only asks for an hour a week&quot;
Homer: &quot;Well then he should have made the week an hour longer, lousy god&quot;

or how bout

&quot;No time for that now the computer's starting!&quot;

 

[Jalapeno]

Bart: &quot;April fooool...&quot;

During Homer opening the can of DUFF beer Bart had shaken forever in a paint mixing machine and the Simpson's house (along with the rest of Springfield) blows up in a giant mushroom cloud nuclear explosion...


Bart: &quot;Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrgggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;

Homer :| choking his throat with both hands.

I hope the Simpsons live forever!

 

[Valhalla1]

Homer, dancing and singing :

&quot;I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! S-M-R-T!&quot;

 

[The Wildcard]

For once in my life I'd like to have somebody say &quot;Excuse me sir&quot; without &quot;you're making a scene.&quot;

 

[Chadder007]

Homer: Hello My name is Mr. Burns.
Mailman: What is your first name Mr. Burns?
Homer: I don't...know. <runs away>

 

[Bling Bling]

&quot;tab...i know, i'll just put the beer on my tab.&quot; (the disablity/computer episode)

Lisa: [referring to hot dogs, bacon, etc.] &quot;bu daaaaad, they all come from the same animal!&quot;
Homer: &quot;sure honey...they're all from some maaaaaagical little animal...&quot;

 

[Dee67]

MMMMmmmm. sacrilicious

The one guyver01 mentioned is a favorite!

to cut this down, everything homer says


Ralph: My cats breath smells like catfood

me fail english? That's unpossible..

 

[freak-o-a-l]

Ralph: Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah they'll do that
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Looking at a newspaper classified
Homer: Huh! OH MY GOD! A Tramopoline! A Trobopoline!
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Homer: Huh! 5 cents for bear tax! That's the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually dad that the lowest tax increase in history
Homer: Well screw the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax
Lisa: That's the Homeowner tax
Homer: Well anyway, I'm still not paying it.
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Halloween Special
Hell Creature: So you like donuts eh?
Homer: Uh Huh
Hell Creature: Well, have all the donuts in the world
Homer: Agm Ag Um uM
(SOMETIME LATER)
Homer: Ag Um Um Ag um
Hell Creature: I just don't understand it, James Coco went mad in 15 minutes
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Homer: I don't understand. There's food in front of me but I don't want to eat it...I've become everything I've ever hated!
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Halloween Special
Hugo (bart's evil twin): Well Look, I've been practicing. I made a Pigeon-Rat
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Otto: Hey bart dude, don't worry. My teachers told me I wouldn't amount to anything either. But look at me now, I DRIVE THE SCHOOL BUS! Heh Heh...Oh Wait
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Bette Midler: This is a great show Krusty, you deserve an Emmy for this
Krusty: Forget it. The Academy hates me. They wouldn't know talent if it bit em' in the ---Heh Heh! (Krusty Laugh)
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Barney's movie
Barney: Hello my name is Barney Gumble. I'm 32, I'm single and I'm an Alocholic
Lisa: Mr. Gumble, this is Girl Scouts, not AA
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls won't admit you have a problem
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Groundskeeper willy: Don't worry lass, I got a zero on a test once and me life turned out just fine (Sticks hand in toilet) Oh whoah, that a nasty clog. Oooh so you've a friend do ye, oh a slippery rascal.
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Mr. Burns: I'm going to find something the world has never seen, something so rare...
Homer: A sober irishman?
Mr. Burns: Nope, even rarer

Just to many to list, those are the one's off the top of my head

 

[Rudee]

&quot;..I don't get mad, I get stabby!!&quot; Fat Tony

 

[Madcowz]

<homer watching Barney>
&quot;Two plus two is four... two plus two is four... two plus two is four&quot;

Homer: Heh heh, now I know why this this show is so popular!

 

[BatmanNate]

<Ralph>

&quot;I bent my wookie!&quot;

 

[axelfox]

&quot;Hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!&quot;