"Ugly" Johnny Dickshot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot
Craphonso Thorpe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craphonso_Thorpe
Jack Glasscock http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Glasscock
Dick Wantz (just imagine when they called role at school, Wantz, Dick) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wantz
Dean Windass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Windass
These are real players too, Marshall University from a few years ago.
Not nicknames, but I don't care. It's real and it's funnly.