Best sports names

[Arkaign]

Paula Creamer

Dick Buttkiss

What else?

 

[BrokenVisage]

 

[Arkaign]

^^ I think that's the ultimate win right there.

 

[BigFatCow]

Rusty Kuntz

 

[gorcorps]

d'brickashaw ferguson
frosty rucker

 

[cherrytwist]

Garth Butcher

Nikolai Khabibulin

 

[Arkaign]

Oh yeah .. Miroslav Satan

 

[murphy55d]

God Shammgod
Chris Fuamatu-Ma'Afala (woot steelers)

 

[shiner]

I remember a college basketball player for one of the Florida, I think, teams back in the 90's named Scientific Map.

Here locally we had a running back named Cocaine Mothershed on one of the high school teams.

 

[Dominato3r]

Ruslan Fedotenko

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Not nicknames, but I don't care. It's real and it's funnly.

 

[Arkaign]

^ Hah, I wonder if they did that on purpose.

 

[gorcorps]

Not nicknames, but I don't care. It's real and it's funnly.

 

[Perknose]

Ben Gay.

Not the Gay guy above, Ben was no Saint.

Ben was known for displaying his balls for the camera.

His well known analgesic gave relief to millions. Who among us hasn't had a pesky peter pain or two?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

These are real players too, Marshall University from a few years ago.

 

[meltdown75]

Zarley Zalapski

 

[HAL9000]

These are all awesome but I've never heard of any of them...

 

[The Boston Dangler]

milton bradley

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Ronaldo.

 

[Nintendesert]

Troy Aikman.

 

[Crazee]

"Ugly" Johnny Dickshot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot
Craphonso Thorpe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craphonso_Thorpe
Jack Glasscock http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Glasscock
Dick Wantz (just imagine when they called role at school, Wantz, Dick) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wantz
Dean Windass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Windass

 

[tboo]

Ned Bolcar

It just sounds cool.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

"Ugly" Johnny Dickshot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot
Craphonso Thorpe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craphonso_Thorpe
Jack Glasscock http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Glasscock
Dick Wantz (just imagine when they called role at school, Wantz, Dick) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wantz
Dean Windass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Windass

You came up with all those and yet forgot the famous Dick Trickle?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Tom Brady

Disputing this post will get you a 15 yd penalty.

 

[RavenSEAL]

These are real players too, Marshall University from a few years ago.

Not nicknames, but I don't care. It's real and it's funnly.

You are all superior.