Best sports rants ever?

[Syringer]

-Playoffs??
-Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?
-The Bears, are who we THOUGHT they were
-I'M A MAN, I'M 40, PICK ON ME
-anything by Bobby Knight

 

[torpid]

I need to feed my children.

 

[Yreka]

Crown dey asses.

Or the presser with Parcells, where he kept referring to Terry Glen as a "Her".. "She wont be able to practice" etc...

Classic.

 

[Kev]

The practice one. I remember I was home sick watching the press conference that day and couldn't believe the hilarity.

 

[rise]

Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?

who was that? linkage?

 

[effowe]

I like the bears one, especially how they made that into a beer commercial. Funnay.

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[Jhill]

NNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

LET"S GET THOSE NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU JUST GOT YOUR ASSES WHIPPED BY A BUNCH OF G0DD@MN NERDS!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Syringer
-Playoffs??
-Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?
-The Bears, are who we THOUGHT they were
-I'M A MAN, I'M 40, PICK ON ME
-anything by Bobby Knight

IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII! IT AIN'T INTRAMURALS!

 

[maddogchen]

I woulda made those saves

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: rise

Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?

who was that? linkage?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: rise

Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?

who was that? linkage?

AI in Philly IIRC.

 

[LS20]

IM A MAWFAWKING SOLLLLLDDDJA

 

[meltdown75]

My defenses are impregnable! I'll eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: LS20
IM A MAWFAWKING SOLLLLLDDDJA

Forgot about that one. Kellen Winslow Jr. is such a toolbag... Ranking right next to that is Ryan Lief's "stop talking to me" whine/rant.

Edit: Nevermind, the best ever is Mike Tyson right here. "I'll fuck you til you love me fagot" has to be the best line from an athlete ever. Flat out crazy...

 

[LS20]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I82BPA5QAaQ

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: rise

Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?

who was that? linkage?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

ahh, thanks. thats just annoying.

parcells and ditka had some good ones. the nfl network played a top ten after the "i'm 40!" rant.

 

[Jhill]

Jim Everett get pissed at that no talent ass clown Jim Rome

 

[Challenger]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Jim Everett get pissed at that no talent ass clown Jim Rome

Everett should have kicked his ass!!!!

 

[HomerJS]

Whoop dee damn do.

 

[grohl]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Jim Everett get pissed at that no talent ass clown Jim Rome

Love that clip.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Syringer
-Playoffs??
-Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?
-The Bears, are who we THOUGHT they were
-I'M A MAN, I'M 40, PICK ON ME
-anything by Bobby Knight

IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII! IT AIN'T INTRAMURALS!

Oh yes that one was great becuase it was just like calm talking and then screaming. Quality stuff.

 

[BrokenVisage]

4 words: For who? For what?

 

[KLin]

Kellen Winslow Jr. IS a SOLDIER!!

 

[KLin]

Bobby Knight Top 10 soundbites.

:laugh:

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
My defenses are impregnable! I'll eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

:laugh:

That guy is fscking hilarious, hahaha: Evidence