Best sports rants ever?

[kinev]

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Syringer
-Playoffs??
-Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?
-The Bears, are who we THOUGHT they were
-I'M A MAN, I'M 40, PICK ON ME
-anything by Bobby Knight

IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII! IT AIN'T INTRAMURALS!

Oh yes that one was great becuase it was just like calm talking and then screaming. Quality stuff.

It Ain't Intramurals!

Edit: But, Mike Tyson FTW! Guy's bat-sh*t certifiable.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: KLin
Bobby Knight Top 10 soundbites.

:laugh:

#2 is a riot.

 

[austin316]

I'm a man. I'm 40 is my current favorite.

All-time top 3:

John L Smith's "The kids are playing their hearts out." ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrRvUYRdD8

Goose Gossage profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75KU9reHAs

Lee Elia profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0

 

[ThePresence]

Best sports rant ever.

Watch the whole thing.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: austin316
I'm a man. I'm 40 is my current favorite.

All-time top 3:

John L Smith's "The kids are playing their hearts out." ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrRvUYRdD8

Goose Gossage profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75KU9reHAs

Lee Elia profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0

what just happened on the first link? did he send in a kicker and miss a field goal?

 

[Saulbadguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...c&mode=related&search=

Bob Knight is sick and fucking tired of losing to Purdue.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: meltdown75
My defenses are impregnable! I'll eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

:laugh:

That guy is fscking hilarious, hahaha: Evidence

Bad link?

 

[austin316]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: austin316
I'm a man. I'm 40 is my current favorite.

All-time top 3:

John L Smith's "The kids are playing their hearts out." ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrRvUYRdD8

Goose Gossage profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75KU9reHAs

Lee Elia profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0

what just happened on the first link? did he send in a kicker and miss a field goal?

IIRC, MSU was dominating a top 5 Ohio State squad in Columbus. I think the score was 17-7 in favor of MSU. MSU had the ball on like the 20 and were setting up for a field goal to take a commanding 20-7 lead at halftime. Instead of just taking a delay of game penalty, MSU rushed their field goal team onto the field. The thing is, they only sent 10 players onto the field. With one less blocker, Ashton Youbuty for tOSU was unblocked. He blocked the kick and returned it for a touchdown. Instead of a 13 point half time lead, they only lead by three.

 

[kinev]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: meltdown75
My defenses are impregnable! I'll eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

:laugh:

That guy is fscking hilarious, hahaha: Evidence

Bad link?

I'm guessing he got confused with this thread and the colorblind gray/purple pants.

 

[nismotigerwvu]

"Shannon Sharpe, That man looks like a horse, I'm just wait for him to go niiiiiiiiiii like mr. ed or somethin"

 

[Mr Incognito]

Dan Hawkins comments on a letter from a parent.

He responds to an anyomous letter from a parent commenting on the lack of vacation time before football starts. Needless to say he doesn't let us forget what level football we are playing.

Please watch, this will easily be on that list.

 

[palswim]

"We couldn't do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked."

I love you, Jim Mora.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: palswim
"We couldn't do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked."

I love you, Jim Mora.

Gah! I was just looking for that one... :laugh:

So I give you Hal McRae and the BEST baseball manager meltdown EVER... :laugh:

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: palswim
"We couldn't do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked."

I love you, Jim Mora.

Gah! I was just looking for that one... :laugh:

So I give you Hal McRae and the BEST baseball manager meltdown EVER... :laugh:

You beat me to it, I was just going to post that one. I love that meltdown.

 

[kinev]

Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
Dan Hawkins comments on a letter from a parent.

He responds to an anyomous letter from a parent commenting on the lack of vacation time before football starts. Needless to say he doesn't let us forget what level football we are playing.

Please watch, this will easily be on that list.

It is.

Several times.

Including the link.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: meltdown75
My defenses are impregnable! I'll eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

:laugh:

That guy is fscking hilarious, hahaha: Evidence

Bad link?

Oops

Forgot to copy the URL. Here's the man himself!

 

[Furyline]

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

 

[wheresmybacon]

"We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money." - Patrick Ewing



I'm not sure that's a rant but it hurts my brain whenever I read it, so it's worth mentioning.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
and the BEST baseball manager meltdown EVER... :laugh:

Hahaha! That is awesome. His prone crawl and hand grenade throw was the best. :laugh:

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: torpid
I need to feed my children.

haha, that has to be top 5.

 

[KK]

Seen this from the bobby knight clip above. It's him golfing.

 

[HankToms]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba2U5UrjMA

Chris Russo's rant after the SF Giants' World Series loss to the team formerly known as the Anaheim Angels.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"How's the leg?" -Jimmy Kimmel to then MNF Analyst Joe Theisman