I am not sure how you could have a bad experience at a strip club unless you went to a real dive or wasted too much money (and that?s your fault).
Anyway, this isn?t a ?good? story but I think it?s pretty funny.
I used to have a job (around the corner from where I work right now actually) that was maybe four blocks away from a strip club. The place was pretty dingy and there was a literal wall of cigarette stench that you would encounter upon entering. But they did have an occasional decent looking stripper and, like I mentioned before, it was really close-by. So we used to hit it up occasionally for a nice liquid lunch. This one time we went, my friend goes to get a lap dance with a girl in the back. He is back there for a good fifteen or twenty minutes. When he comes out, we leave. On the ride back in my car, my friend is constantly sniffing his fingers. Hmm, WTF happened? ?Dude, don?t touch anything in my car!? My friend spent the entire day sniffing his fingers. And it took until the end of the workday for him to finally wash the smell off of his hand.