best teacher sayings/one liners

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
A girl in my HS English class once needed to find chaperones for the French Club dance on Friday night (she was chairman or some such thing for the dance). She walks up to the English teacher:

Girl: "So, what are you doing this Friday?"
Teacher: "I don't know, but whatever I do, it will be with my wife."

ZV

LMAO!
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Jun 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: HOWITIS
i used to have a professor who got on top of tables and taught. set in the floor and taught. and on one occasion came to class to find the door locked, and all the students waiting outside. well, he slung his Ti-89 calc, and all his books about 30feet down the hall. started cursing who knows what untill he found the janitor, and gave him what for. i loved that class.



oh ya, i'll be student teaching in August.

God only knows why they let us do that...
 

GermyBoy

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Jun 5, 2001
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Asian Teacher after I asked why a question was so stupid:




Why don't you sit down and take your ejam, roundeye.
 

RaynorWolfcastle

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Feb 8, 2001
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I once went to see a (French) teacher in high school about a word that was correctly spelled for which she deduced marks. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Ms. you took marks off for the way I spelled this word, but it's spelled right...
Her: No it isn't
Me: Umm... I'm 99% sure it's right..
Her: Look, I'm a French teacher, I know this kind of thing.
Me: Do you have dictionary, do you mind if I look it up?
Her: (hands me the dictionary) Here, go ahead
Me: (finding the word spelled as I said was right) Hmmm... I knew it was right.
Her: Are you kidding? Let me see that... AH FVCK! Don't tell anyone about this OK?
Me: *snickering* OK, may I have my marks back please?
 

Armitage

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Feb 23, 2001
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Ok this one is kinda hard to get across in text without the body language and all that, but here goes.

Aerospace engineering, senior design. Everybody is having their preliminary drawings reviewed by an an ancient adjunct professor, who, I believe only had a B.S. degree, but had spent his entire career at N.G. actually designing & building aircraft. In contrast to most of the faculty who had PhDs but the closest the ever got to an airplane was flying coach.

<looking at a drawing, shaking his head, pointing at various bits>
Dammit .... Goddammit...
it'll never fly ... dammit draggy as hell ... draggy as hell ...
what the hell is this thing here <stabs at something on teh drawing>
<now he gets out a red pen on the pencil drawing you just spent two weeks on and were hoping do modify for the next assignment and starts scribbling all over it>
The damn wing is to big/small/short/long/thin/wide/etc. <slash> it needs to be here! <slash> How's it gonna fly with that tail?
Where's your pilot <student points> is he a damn midget? He can't see anything from there ... this isa CAS aircraft, he's gotta see dammit!


All the while he's shaking his head & muttering like he can't believe he has to deal with these idiots. He was ripping you a new one, but his mannerism & tone was so funny you were practiacally laughing while he did it.
 
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