Best way to prepare stomach to CHUG a gallon of milk?

[baoytl]

Do a search on "Jackass milk" on Kazaa and you'll see what you have to look forward to.

 

[TuffGirl]

Since we're talking about food bets...

THE BET

Probably a repost but funny as hell!

 

[Bulk Beef]

All you saltine-eaters are better men than I. I tried it again last night to verify that could not do it, and I was right. Course, those saltines were about seven years old and extra-dry.

Keep this bumped and maybe we'll get an update from Techie. Pics?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Vortex22, 6 saltines, 1 minute 8 seconds.

See my post above. I haven't tried again yet.

 

[TuffGirl]

A good friend of mine "became" lactose-intolerant after having a McDonald's 32 ounce milkshake. Here's the story if you wanna read all the gory details...:Q

Another link from a guy from Slashdot who lost the same bet, except he stakes were $100 instead of $20. :Q

In other words, if it's not too late BACK OUT OF THE BET!!!

 

[fatalbert]

I've never tried the milk thing, I don't like milk to begin with, but I lost the saltine bet, I finished about 10 secs. late.

Here is a bet I've heard attempted, 10 McDonalds Cheeseburgers, 5 min. drink if you want, the most I heard was 8. no puking, for an hour after, the ususal. it was amusing,

another was an eggroll head to head contest, they stopped at 30 something

 

[Hoeboy]

i think there should be a bet. someone think of a good challenge and someone volunteers. they have to complete the endeavor and record it using a webcam or something.

 

[Techie333]

Alright guys.........it has been delayed til monday so i can get time to prepare for it.......

I found out that it CAN be done because I talked to one of my friends who DID IT!
The rules are though.....it has to be WHOLE milk and you can puke as long as you get it ALL down first.
He told me that the secret is to chug it instead of pacing yourself. this is because if you chug it youll feel less of the pain and you are less likely to throw up.......but he did barf it all out right after he drank it all down..........................so ill update u guys lata.....

 

[Bulk Beef]

You have a digital camera, right? You have until Monday to get a hold of one.

 

[454Casull]

Drink water just before you sleep, until you can't drink anymore. Drink the milk slowly, use skim if you can.

This probably doesn't need to be mentioned, but KEEP THE MILK AS COLD AS POSSIBLE!!!

Last thing... You can always use your mouth to hold the last of the milk, if you can't keep it in.

 

[RSMemphis]

Well, you never said you had 30 minutes - that may make things easier.

Then, here is a new piece of advice - get one of the pills that make fat undigestable for the body (forgot the name). It will make you flush out your colon with all the milk, and it will be a painful rest of the day, but you could make it that way.
It will basically wash the fat of the milk right through your body, the water with it, and your body only has to worry about the proteins.

 

[paulee]

hate to break it to you, but WHOLE milk is impossible. it will start digesting and clumping in your stomach and ugh.. i won't go there. compromise with low-fat or an hour time limit. half an hour with whole milk i'm pretty damn sure is physically impossible.

 

[Cancer12]

Damn did they con you into this? Don't do it! It's physically impossible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. God have mercy on your stomach. and toilet.

 

[dakata24]

man, is this really worth a $20 bet?

 

[Emos]

My gawd I feel pity for the horror that your poor digestive tract is about to go through! Godspeed!

 

[ViperVin2]

$20 is nothing, if you lucky and finish a gallon of milk, u should collect more money. my friends tried this before for $100 and failed miserably, they started to really struggle half way thru. i doubt its possible to drink that much milk...

 

[ebin]

Theres a 311 video (ETSD2) where a guy does it and wins $311. He is the only one out of like 20 contestants that could do it though. It was whole milk and he was a pretty big guy.

 

[amdskip]

dang, keep us posted

 

[Sluggo]

I will donate a webcam if you promise to broadcast this to your ATOT friends

 

[Aquaman]

Dude............ this reminds me of that Jackass episode where they were chugging a gallon of milk

It is possible............ I drank 1 gallon of water in one hour................ your going to pee like there is no tomorrow

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[bonk102]

how bout not doing it? that's just wrong

 

[erikiksaz]

From the sounds of it, it looks like the odds are stacked against you. Personally, i wouldn't put my body through that type of pain. I'm sure my stomach wouldn't appreciate me stretching its walls to near-max potential after a period of contraction.

 

[SeiyaMan]

is mtv still showing jackass? god, those guys are crazy...
oh yeah, it's humanly impossible to drink 1gal of milk in 1hour. why don't you pay your friend and have him do it. $20 is well worth it

 

[Alienwho]

My friends and I used to have contests like this at Pizza Hut all you can eat buffet all the time. We'd bet how many pizza's you could eat. I pulled off 10 slices. One of my friends (SKINNY AS A RAIL!!!) ate 14!

 

[Smacksmackums]

<< Dude............ this reminds me of that Jackass episode where they were chugging a gallon of milk

It is possible............ I drank 1 gallon of water in one hour................ your going to pee like there is no tomorrow

Cheers,
Aquaman >>





Water and WHOLE MILK are very different things.

I doubt it will happen. Can I get in on this action? I would take your friends' side of the bet.