Best Weight Loss Pill??

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
The best weight loss pill is a marble. Hold it in your mouth and don't eat anything till it dissolves.
I guarantee you will lose weight.

You know that they aren't really made out of marble, don't you?

Congratulations, you win the 2009 'Missing The Point' award!

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
The best weight loss pill is a marble. Hold it in your mouth and don't eat anything till it dissolves.
I guarantee you will lose weight.

You know that they aren't really made out of marble, don't you?

Congratulations, you win the 2009 'Missing The Point' award!

Sharp as a marble!

 

[crt1530]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Crystal meth?

This.

 

[CKent]

Ephedra works, especially when mixed with caffeine & aspirin. I think you're looking for about 25mg ephedrine + 200mg caffeine (1 cup of coffee's worth) + 75mg aspirin (1 baby aspirin / lo-dose aspirin) 3x a day. You can use math and labeling to figure how how cheapest to get this, but I'll give you a hint - it isn't the SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE EXTREME FATKILLER 9000!!!!!!!111!111 type products. Those are only there to separate you from your money. You do still need to take healthy steps in your life such as eating better and exercising more, but it will help out a ton.

 

[mrkun]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECA_stack

 

[OCGuy]

Appetite suppresants = stimulants. If you have to be wired just to not eat, you have other issues.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Exercise more, eat less.

Oatmeal. High fiber, filling, heart-healthy.

 

[halik]

ROFL @ the responses here

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: OUCaptain
What loki said. Weight loss pills are usually nothing more than legal speed or colon blow. Do it the right way.

i'm just waiting for the day that science is able to combine both of those into 1 pill.

I need that! I want to speed up my crapping. I spend too much time on the toilet.

 

[BabaBooey]

shens cause there is none .....diet and exercise and will power is all you need...

 

[bignateyk]

Diet and exercise?

Taking a pill isn't going to do anything if you don't get your diet in order. If you get your diet in order, the weight loss will take care of itself.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: OUCaptain
What loki said. Weight loss pills are usually nothing more than legal speed or colon blow. Do it the right way.

i'm just waiting for the day that science is able to combine both of those into 1 pill.

I need that! I want to speed up my crapping. I spend too much time on the toilet.

figures, i knew you were full of shit

 

[Sea Moose]

Seem as this is a fitness thread,

I am trying to get fit, and legal supplement tips? I have been doing a 4.4km run daily and push ups plus sit ups etc

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: crt1530

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Crystal meth?

This.

Cyanide works much better. Makes you so thin that your ribs show.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: OUCaptain
What loki said. Weight loss pills are usually nothing more than legal speed or colon blow. Do it the right way.

i'm just waiting for the day that science is able to combine both of those into 1 pill.

no need, chili was already invented.

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: mrkun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECA_stack

This. However, you must have your diet and exercise in check to benefit.

 

[SunnyD]

This thread is lulz-o-rific!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Start walking to Dairy Queen instead of driving, after a while then you can jog there, that should do the trick.

 

[Peelback79]

Originally posted by: mcmilljb
Two Fingers

I usually demand three at minimum......oh.....this is a weight loss thread....I get it....heh heh...

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: bababooey
shens cause there is none .....diet and exercise and will power is all you need...

Do they have a pill to help will power yet? That's all I need at this point.

 

[WelshBloke]

Tapeworm eggs FTW

 

[Ksyder]

dinitrophenol

 

[PricklyPete]

It's called eating less. It's really cheap.

 

[venkman]

dihydrogen monoxide. You can get at any grocery store in a plastic bottle (about the size of a 20oz pop bottle) for about a $1 each. Drink about 4 of those a day.

 

[OCGuy]

Whatever Michael Jackson was on.