I have only owned a handful but have rented many times and I LOVE test driving even when I cant afford it.
- BEST -
Mazda Protege 5, hatchback. 2002.
2nd car I owned. Gay as it looked, it was incredibly nice. Reasonably priced. Nice interior. Good features. Handled great. Excellent visibility. Lots of room for storage and held 4 people comfortably. Not quite as lame as all the other hatchbacks of the time. I miss it. Got nailed by a V-10 Econoline. She was only going about 10 mph but it crunched my front end up so badly I had to declare it a salvage and move on. Miss that car a lot. Given the fuel economy and low maintenance requirements I'd be mighty grateful to drive it today. But tiny cars suffer on a road full of SUV's piloted by assholes. Even though it protected my body it couldnt take abuse. Shame they dont make it anymore. I like this much better than the 3 hatchback. And its more practical than the sedan.
Kia Optima. 2004 or 5.
Whatever the super nice luxury model was back then. Rental.
Got this after I lost my Mazda. VERY nice. Just for fun I asked the Enterprise guy what sort of luxury sedans they had. They were all out of Lincolns and Cadillacs, but had a Kia Optima. I told him to eat me. He said "No, no, no, no! You have HAVE to try this. Its so nice you wont believe it." I didnt believe him. But Ridgecrest is a small town and I was in no position to argue about it. Nothing else available. Got it. Was indeed quite impressed. Very nice interior. Cool white instrument panel. Good power (I think it was the only model at the time with a big V6). Nice visibility and handling. Very comfortable. I had no idea Kia was making cars like this. Blew my mind. The lady I took to dinner was equally impressed. But I already told that story in L&R.
Probably would not buy, especially considering the latest Optima I drove was shit by comparison. Read below.
Pontiac Grand Prix. 2002 or 3.
Rental. When I went home to see my dad. Flew in. No car. I wanted something fun. It was. Got my first and only speeding ticket. Would not buy.
BMW's
In Iceland by buddy had a 1988, I forget which series. Very nice. Was surprised how awesome 80's cars could be, if they werent American. Almost got killed cuz I didnt know how to drive it.
Recently, I tested a 325 from 2004 (I think) and a 328 and 335 from more recent years. I forget which features the 325 had, it was a barebones model. But I LOVED the drive. Awesome experience. Everyone should try it. The 328 was a 2008 and in the xi series I think. Lots of nice features. Handled just a little bit better. I am also one of the few people who likes the new bodies over the old bodies. The 335 was a dream. About 70 more horsepower and a few extra features. That made me wanna live out in the sticks so I could really enjoy it. City driving is unpleasant with something so powerful. The only downside to them is the mirrors are small and all around visibility does not impress me much. I guess the idea is you will be going so fast you only worry about whats in front of you, but I'd prefer to see stuff on all 4 sides. Overall a great experience. Only downside would be owning something like that when the deep snow comes. I guess I'd have to keep the S-10 for emergencies.
Nissan Murano and Maxima. 2010.
Test drives. Didnt want to buy, just wanted to see what they were about. Awesome. For a mid-size SUV the Murano handles nicely and has lots of power. Normally these things are pussified family cars. Price was decent considering all the goodies it had. Blutooth handsfree navigation and entertainment. The rear camera was special in that if you turned the wheel, the overlays on the display would shift so as to show you how you'd be backing out. Seats the went up and down with the push of a button. Heated front and 2nd row seats, which was standard on shitty cars in Iceland but is rare for even mid-class vehicles in America. Keyless entry and ignition. Few other nice things.
The new maxima was one of the high powered types, and definitely drives much better than an average family sedan. Not quite as nice a drive as the BMW, but it has more features for the money and more stuff standard, like heated and cooled drivers seat and rear view camera. Also had the nice entertainment/navigation system. Overall was impressed with how far Nissan had come in recent years. Would have bought the Murano if I'd had a job.
Toyota Highlander Hybrid. 2010.
Same nice stuff as the Murano. And the Hybrid models dont have the issues, so it wont kill you. Only downside is they are so popular they are a slightly worse deal for the money. And the gas saved is not significant enough to justify the extra 6000 dollars.
Toyota RAV 4. 2005.
My mothers.
Yup, I said it. I like the RAV4. For a little pussy SUV its actually damn nice. Handles well and has plenty of pep (she got the V6). Decent interior and features considering how cheap it was. Not super heavy duty. She'd been rear ended twice and both times required extensive body work. BUT, it did protect her in each crash, so overall its a win. Great visibility. Only downside is like many newer, automated cars it has a tendency to do shit you dont like. Locks the doors. Cries when you dont have your seatbelt on. Headlights are ALWAYS on as soon as the key is in, and unlike my S-10 there is no way to override that. This particular model never had acceleration or brake issues so she's safe. I drive it once in a while when she needs it taken to the garage. Overall little maintenance and for a medium V6 gets excellent fuel economy. My only beef with it is its so powerful for the weight you have to be very careful when you push the gas. That sucker jumps if you dont know how to handle it. But it also makes merging on the interstate a real pleasure. Mom said she would only get rid of it for a Murano (I had her test drive one after my pleasant experience the day before).
- WORST -
Geo Tracker. 1991.
1st car I owned. Dad brought it home one day. Didnt ask me. Didnt ask mom. We were both pissed. Though for different reasons. Dad told me it was like a little Jeep. I told him to lay off the booze. BUT, it was actually somewhat nice to have in Minnesota. The 4WD actually worked properly, and the tires were more than good enough to grab the road. First thing I did was take a heat gun & razor and remove the fucking logos from the side. Car was immediately 5% less gay.
Over the years it had tons of problems. Eventually sold it to my cousin for one dollar. Was glad to be rid of it, and he didnt mind having a piece of shit.
Chevy S-10. ZR2 model. 2003.
Current vehicle. Also junk. Wanted something cheap with decent off-roading ability. All kinds of things needed fixing by the 40k point. Also hard to find parts and accessories since they switched to the Colorado. It was either that or a Nissan or Toyota. Now I know why Chevy loses its value faster than a Japanese car. Wish I had spent a little extra for one of them instead. But to be fair it has gotten me up and down the mountain safely two out of three times, so I am grateful to have it. Of course, now that I lost all interest in camping the thing is a waste. Its a fucking gas hog and doesnt accelerate like it used to. Too light in the back (like most small pickups) and it often loses traction when I need it most. I think pickups should be FWD by default. Of course that kills the turning radius. Truth be told the turning radius is shit in 2WD so I guess it doesnt matter much.
Only good thing is its much better than a Geo. Of course, thats not saying much. The handful of nice things are stuff I did myself, like the Viper alarm and remote start. Pioneer navigation and entertainment system. Those are coming out when I sell it of course. At this rate I will have to let it go for a thousand bucks to a repair guy so he can use it for parts. One nice feature is the small cab which heats up quickly. Of course thats any small pickup so again, no real advantage. After these two cars I will not be owning another GM product for a while.
Chevy Cavalier. 2000 (I think)
Drove it for two days before returning to dealer for the S-10. I didnt want another little pussymobile after my Mazda got smashed.
No need to discuss how much it sucks, I'm sure you all know about them.
Chevy Cobalt. 2004 or 5, I think.
Rental. Not nearly as bad as the Cavalier, but not great. And hideously overpriced. I look at them on lots sometimes. Can understand why a rental agency would want them, but makes no sense for someone to drive this piece of crap everyday. Feel sorry for folks when I see them on the road. Not only does it suck but they probably paid too much anyway.
Ford Mustang. 2010 or 11.
Test drive. Did NOT like for so many reasons. Mostly the fit. I'm only 5'3" and I felt cramped. Shitty visibility. Does not handle like I think a sports car should. Didnt move out like a sports car either. It was the V8, but not the GT. Kinda shitty interior considering the price.
Kia Optima. 2010 or 11.
Test Drive. Did not like at all. All the same bad stuff of a Mustang, and none of the power. Sad cuz I had that Kia Optima rental that was so much better its kinda weird.
Poor handling, crummy interior and features, especially for the money. No oomph. Amazed they even sell these things. Though I will admit it was a relatively low end model, and the other was considered their luxury line, so obviously theres a huge difference.
Saturn Outlook. 2009 or 2008.
Test drive. So crappy I may get mad just thinking about it. Shit features and interior for the money. Piss poor handling and visibility. Dealer didnt know anything about it. No wonder they went out of business. Way too expensive for what you get. I only wanted to see if they had improved in recent years. They did not.
Cadillac Escalade. 2005.
Test drive. Wow! People actually piss away 50 grand on these things huh? Did not like the handling, visibility, power. Should have been a lot better for a so-called luxury SUV. Interior was really not that nice all things considered. Not THAT much interior space for such a huge beast. Relatively few features. I think this is proof the American consumer is a spoiled idiot.
Doge Charger. 2006.
Rental. Just for fun. I would occasionally rent something for a single day just to play with it. My local Enterprise let me have it for 35 bucks, which is a lot more fun than a nice meal for the same price. Did not like. Again, for the money this thing has sparse features (American cars are like that). Did move out well enough, not the hemi but still powerful. Handling and visibility were poor. Felt like an expensive death trap. For something thats not quite a sports car but more than a family sedan I would expect a little better. For this kind of money I'd expect a lot more. Again I cant believe people piss away money on things like this. Would not own, but a good lesson to rent. Kept me from owning a Dodge.
Toyota Prius. 2010.
Test drive. PIECE OF SHIT! And very overpriced. Mostly it was the incredibly poor visibility that killed it for me. That thing is a death trap and most folks dont seem to care. Not much space, but you'd be ashamed to transport your friends in it anyways. Good for going to school and getting groceries in nice weather. Thats about all. Handling is not so hot. Interior didnt impress me for such an expensive vehicle.
Toyota Tocoma Sport. V6. 2010.
Not that impressive overall. Dad had a basic Toyota pickup back in 1991, before they gave them cute little names. I liked that one better.
This thing obviously had a nicer interior and features than my S-10, but still wasnt great. Liked the generator in the back. That would be great for camping. Handled better than my S-10, but that isnt saying much. Not much clearance on the Off-Road model either. Overall, not so hot. Certainly not worth the money. Actually, this should not be on the list cuz it wasnt a horrible experience, just mediocre.
EDIT:
Also got to take a coworkers Z06 around the block once. Guy was an engineer with no wife so he could afford nice toys. Good thing its so powerful cuz its not at all comfortable to sit in. Again, like the Mustang it felt cramped and dark. Unlike the Mustang it had real power and the handling of a true sports car. I guess drivers like the tight feel. Makes them believe they are at Indianapolis or something. But they arent. They are just driving an overpriced toy to work and back and probably causing spine damage which will end up costing them much more than the car. But it was fun for a short trip. Would never buy.