I PREDICT.......
(Queue the spooky lights and thunder)
I predict that THIS will be the most unimaginable election in not only American history but in world history.
2020.
I predict this election will become so nasty, so vicious, so so so absolutely implausible that even the strongest of men (and women) will fall faint of heart.
And parents, if we cherish our children we have but only two choices. Either burn all of your electronic gadgets capable of displaying media of any kind, or send the kids off to some child friendly isolated containment camp located in Canada.
Or over to Europe.
Or send them off to anywhere, anywhere but here because this election will become very bad, very bad indeed.
One can not imagine the horrors to come.
This election of 2020 will involve nudity, obscenity, rape, murder, mysterious disappearances, name calling, pie tossing, poop tossing, urination, boobs, penises, Nazi swastika, hot pokers, bamboo under the fingernails, DEATH, and destruction of biblical proportion.
And forget turning to god for help. God will be with the children, up in Canada.
God will have nothing to do with this shit that is about to take place.
Then, at the end of this election, humanity will consists of only maniacs and the insane.
We will no longer approach one another to shake hands, we will go right for the throat.
There will be no survivors.
Well only one... Donald Trump and his second term.