Big Bang - just admit we have no freaking idea

[spidey07]

We're working with remnants of it, it all doesn't make any sense. That first sub-second, we, just, like totally don't understand.

2009, no unified theory and we're still scratching our head.

 

[TecHNooB]

Should be working on alternative energy instead. So we can get going on robots of mass destruction.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: spidey07
We're working with remnants of it, it all doesn't make any sense. That first sub-second, we, just, like totally don't understand.

2009, no unified theory and we're still scratching our head.

This is funny if you read it in Christopher Walken's voice....

 

[Crono]

This is why you need time travel.

 

[ric1287]

as long as that doesn't lead to: "well, we don't know how it happened so...IT MUST MEAN JESUS CHRIST MUHAMMAD ALLAH CREATED IT!!!!!!!" which is the logic most religious idiots have.

 

[YoungGun21]

Originally posted by: ric1287
as long as that doesn't lead to: "well, we don't know how it happened so...IT MUST MEAN JESUS CHRIST MUHAMMAD ALLAH CREATED IT!!!!!!!" which is the logic most religious idiots have.

I was with you until you defined their response as logic. Which it is not.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: spidey07
We're working with remnants of it, it all doesn't make any sense. That first sub-second, we, just, like totally don't understand.

2009, no unified theory and we're still scratching our head.

This is funny if you read it in Christopher Walken's voice....

:laugh: you are sooo right.
We now need to get Walken to actually record himself saying that in his classy voice.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: spidey07
We're working with remnants of it, it all doesn't make any sense. That first sub-second, we, just, like totally don't understand.

2009, no unified theory and we're still scratching our head.

We have a working model up to 10^-35 s after the big bang.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: YoungGun21

Originally posted by: ric1287
as long as that doesn't lead to: "well, we don't know how it happened so...IT MUST MEAN JESUS CHRIST MUHAMMAD ALLAH CREATED IT!!!!!!!" which is the logic most religious idiots have.

I was with you until you defined their response as logic. Which it is not.

logic is different to every person/culture, though it is only actually Logic if it is defined by us smart folks.

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: spidey07
We're working with remnants of it, it all doesn't make any sense. That first sub-second, we, just, like totally don't understand.

2009, no unified theory and we're still scratching our head.

Regardless of what you may have read, I did spend most of the 1st day thinking about what and how I wanted to create everything. Early On, for entertainment purposes, I did decide that I wanted man to be clueless.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Crono
This is why you need weed

like...have you ever thought about the big bang....on WEED?

 

[Regs]

I was watching this on the science channel and you're right that it's just theory after theory.

Anti-matter? Whoa. Fawk. I would hate to see the math on that stuff. They don't even know what an Atom consist of. It would be cool one day that we have all the answers though.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

The general public seems to have even less of a clue about big bang theory than they do about evolution. It's funny watching stupid people talk about big bang.... funny, but also kind of annoying. The fact is that no, we don't have a unified theory of everything yet, but big bang theory is well understood in the framework of the two most successful scientific theories ever - general relativity and the standard model. There is a gap in our understanding at the first TINY fraction of a second due to the lack of a unified theory, and there is some friendly scientific controversy in areas such as supersymmetry and inflationary universe theory, but in general our understanding of big bang is damn solid.

 

[RESmonkey]

if ("spidey07.txt")
printf("republican_antiscience_retard.txt")

 

[A5]

Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Should be working on alternative energy instead. So we can get going on robots of mass destruction.

Different scientists. Astrophysicists would be pretty useless as chemical engineers.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
if ("spidey07.txt")
printf("republican_antiscience_retard.txt")

oh come on.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
if ("spidey07.txt")
printf("republican_antiscience_retard.txt")

oh come on.

I know, right? That if statement is always going to evaluate to true, no matter what. And the printf will only ever print a file name, not the file contents. For shame.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Crono
This is why you need weed

like...have you ever thought about the big bang....on WEED?

noooo! don't do it if you want to remain sane!
:laugh:

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: spidey07
We're working with remnants of it, it all doesn't make any sense. That first sub-second, we, just, like totally don't understand.

2009, no unified theory and we're still scratching our head.

This is funny if you read it in Christopher Walken's voice....

I have never laughed this much at myself doing a voice.

 

[mcmilljb]

Now Fetch Me Wil Wheaton!

Great Episode.

 

[SirStev0]

Science has yet to prove that human's have conscience thought or any way or explanation as to how it can work. Guess it isn't real.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Everybody please turn to Genesis chapter 1. Genesis chapter 1, verse 1. BRB.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
Science has yet to prove that human's have conscience thought or any way or explanation as to how it can work. Guess it isn't real.

Makes sense. I'm a god, and I'm just imagining all of you. What a nightmare.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
if ("spidey07.txt")
printf("republican_antiscience_retard.txt")

oh come on.

I know, right? That if statement is always going to evaluate to true, no matter what. And the printf will only ever print a file name, not the file contents. For shame.

You totally should have just made it a variable that FuseTalk can use to start a thread with, also just merge the different Spidey files.

$spidey = "republican_antiscience_antigay_antiatheist_antihealthcare.txt";

 

[OUCaptain]

I'm glad that there are a few brainiacs always working on things like this. If you don't faith in any of the popular religions, have faith in the fact that we WILL figure this mofo out.