bigfoot mystery solved--its a human hybrid

[OBLAMA2009]

some neanderthaly dude nailed a chick and the result was bigfoot:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...DNA-evidence-mythic-North-American-beast.html

 

[Printer Bandit]

According to a statement released on Saturday, Dr. Ketchum said that the mitochondrial DNA in the samples, which she apparently obtained from leftover blueberry bagels eaten by a family of 10 bigfoot's who live in Michigan, show clear evidence of genetic mixing.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tive-man-sex-human-females.html#ixzz2DVZSqWbb

 

[davmat787]

Call me skeptical or even old fashioned, but I'm holding out for a corpse that I can poke with a stick.

 

[Matt1970]

Call me skeptical or even old fashioned, but I'm holding out for a corpse that I can poke with a stick.

Same here. Untill then I call shenanigans.

 

[NTMBK]

Daily Mail. Lolno.

 

[DrPizza]

I'm pretty sure this isn't politics, and it isn't news (in the same way that the Onion isn't news.) - moving to OT. -Admin DrPizza

 

[Vdubchaos]

It would be awesome if someone gave them pubic hair off their balls.

Just like ghost and other BS. I don't believe until I see with my own eyes.

 

[Triumph]

i love the GIANT picture of a blueberry bagel. You know, to really drive the point home of what kind of bagel it was. very important.

It would be awesome if someone gave them pubic hair off their balls.

Just like ghost and other BS. I don't believe until I see with my own eyes.

"seeing is believing" is a pretty poor way to prove something, actually. our optic systems are tuned to creating patterns and resolving images into something we understand rather than what is actually in front of us. people see a white mist, their eyes tell them it's a civil war lady in a white dress. and those things always seem to happen "out of the corner of my eye". the eye has no ability to focus on anything except for a small conical area directly in your field of view. everything else is blurred.

but footsteps, doors banging, furniture moving...those aren't so easily misinterpreted.

 

[Sluggo]

Call me skeptical or even old fashioned, but I'm holding out for a corpse that I can poke with a stick.

Does it HAVE to be bigfoot, or would you enjoy poking most any corpse with a stick?

 

[DirkGently1]

For those of you not residing in the UK, the Daily Fail has less credibility as a serious News source than the likes of The Onion. It would be easier to believe anything Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf says.

 

[xj0hnx]

However, Dr. Ketchum has presented no evidence yet for her potentially momentous findings nor has she had her work reviewed by peers in the scientific community

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tive-man-sex-human-females.html#ixzz2DX5lIG4Q
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lol

 

[Saint Nick]

Is her name really Dr Ketchum? Lol...this can't be a real article.

 

[darkewaffle]

She's just fulfilling Ash's dream of catching them all.

 

[Saint Nick]

She's just fulfilling Ash's dream of catching them all.

That's exactly what I thought of :awe: Fucking Pokemon...

 

[SunnyD]

She's just fulfilling Ash's dream of catching them all.

That's exactly what I thought of :awe: Fucking Pokemon...

Dr. Ketchum.

Geddit? :whiste:

 

[davmat787]

Does it HAVE to be bigfoot, or would you enjoy poking most any corpse with a stick?

No, it does not have to be bigfoot. OBL, Hitler, Alex Rodriguez, Clay Bennett/David Stern, .etc.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bonjour`

 

[clamum]

Bonjour`

hahaha, I love that commercial. :awe:

 

[werepossum]

Damn Neanderthals, nailing all the hot 'Magnon tail!

 

[Squisher]

I do remember waking up with one chick that seemed a little hairy.

 

[Baked]

Wow, this arab guy is so hairy, it's growing through his uniform.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Bigfoot has been doing commercials for quite some time now, if it wasn't real they couldn't even make the commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyVsHNEBeBk

 

[BurnItDwn]

Bigfoot is half yeti and half human. Everyone knows this.

Yeti seduces a woman, knocks her up, bigfoot is born.

Happens a lot, very common.

 

[KaOTiK]

I'm a bigfoot, I love blueberry bagels.

 

[superccs]

Gooni googoo.