Biggest Douchebags in movie history

[ranmaniac]

Originally posted by: KillerAngel
Ellis from Die Hard. Man, what a douche...

Yep, although his douche-ness gets him in the end of course, lol.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Denton Baxter in Open Range.

Baxter was an awesome bad guy, not a douchebag. I love the line when he says he'll burn down everyone's houses and send their families out into the cold prairie.
Butler was the douchebag in that movie. "Yes, I killed the boy, and I enjoyed it."

I nominate Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Now that's a douchebag.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
longshanks in braveheart

oh man...he's probably the Genetic progenitor of the douchebag race

lol

 

[Phokus]

Tracy Flick from "Election" is quite a douchebag, now that i think of it. Probably the only female one in this thread.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: BudAshes
Ben Affleck in any movie he has appeared in.

oh yeah, HaHa.

O'Banion in "Dazed and Confused" and Shanon Hamilton in "Mallrats"

supreme douchebag.

 

[NFS4]

How could we all forget...

Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken from Kingpin.

"Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line. [Snaps the mom's skirt] Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat! Uh, deeper, Jonathan."

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: NFS4
How could we all forget...

Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken from Kingpin.

"Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line. [Snaps the mom's skirt] Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat! Uh, deeper, Jonathan."

"Finally, Big Ern is above the law!"

 

[torpid]

I'm pretty sure "Chad" (played by Aaron Eckhart) in "In The Company of Men" takes the grand prize by a substantial margin.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: NFS4
How could we all forget...

Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken from Kingpin.

"Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line. [Snaps the mom's skirt] Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat! Uh, deeper, Jonathan."

"do me a favor, will you? would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"

:laugh: classic performance by murray.

 

[kage69]

Ellis from Die Hard. Man, what a douche...

That was the very first example I thought of when I saw the thread title... :laugh:

That guy was a demi-god of douchebaggery.


Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and that waiter from Chatchky's in Office Space deserve honorable mentions though, IMO.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Vince Vaughn's character in 'Made' wins this hands down.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: NFS4
How could we all forget...

Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken from Kingpin.

"Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line. [Snaps the mom's skirt] Tennessee! Kentucky! Find the meat! Uh, deeper, Jonathan."

"do me a favor, will you? would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"

:laugh: classic performance by murray.

"It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst."

God I love that movie

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Vic
Baxter was an awesome bad guy, not a douchebag. I love the line when he says he'll burn down everyone's houses and send their families out into the cold prairie.
Butler was the douchebag in that movie. "Yes, I killed the boy, and I enjoyed it."

I nominate Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Now that's a douchebag.

You're right. Memory is getting fuzzy. Thanks for the excuse to watch that again.

 

[Jadow]

OK, Ellis from Die Hard has to be #1, I don't think that can be argued.

http://www.yourmomsbasement.co...6/10_great_big_mo.html

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Jadow
OK, Ellis from Die Hard has to be #1, I don't think that can be argued.

http://www.yourmomsbasement.co...6/10_great_big_mo.html

You can hear it in your head: "Of course, mighty Megatron." That voice. That oddly shrill, whiny, cocky prick tone that can only mean Starscream. You know the dirty bastard, from the comics to the cartoon to the movie. Starscream's a big ol' douchebag. He talks shit, but when it's time to back it up? "Decepticons RETREEEEEEAT!"

And then the movie. Was there anything more satisfying than seeing him finally get capped for all of his treacherous bullshit? But then the show went and screwed it all up and brough him back as a ghost. An indestructible ghost. A shrill, indestructible ghost. Lord, what a douchebag.

BUAHAHAHAHAH :d

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Stiffler (American Pie)
Walter Peck (Ghostbusters)
The owner of the oil company Petrox Corporation, Fred Wilson. (King Kong)

failboat.gif

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: jjones
Carter Burke from Aliens

:thumbsup:

Ellis in Die Hard has nothing on this guy.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: ELopes580
Michael Bolton look-a-like guy from Good Will Hunting

Looking like Michael Bolton would be reason enough.

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Doug Neidermeyer (Mark Metcalf) in Animal House

/thread

Wow, I'd forgotten about Neidermeyer.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: jjones
Carter Burke from Aliens

:thumbsup:

Ellis in Die Hard has nothing on this guy.

There's a reason none of us ever bought Paul Reiser as a romantic lead on Mad About You. And it's because we knew that he'd let a facehugger suck on Helen Hunt if The Company told him to. When you get down to it, Burke is the smarmy, douchebaggy Lumbergh-esque business guy taken to sci fi extremes. So concerned with profit and his future employment, he would, literally, endanger the entire human race to cover his own ass.

So, when things turn to shit and securing an alien to take back becomes unlikely, what does he do? He tries to get a facehugger to implant an alien into either Ripley or an EIGHT YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL.

Preferably both.

Douche.

 

[spittledip]

Forrest Gump from Forrest Gump

 

[QueBert]

Mr Hand from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Spicoli almost didn't make it to his Senior Prom because of him. He also takes the pizza Spicoli ordered during history class and gives some to everyone.

 

[jcwagers]

Ed Norton in Italian Job
Bruce Payne in anything he plays in(Passenger 57, Highlander: Endgame)
Guy Pierce in Count of Monte Cristo

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: QueBert
Mr Hand from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Spicoli almost didn't make it to his Senior Prom because of him. He also takes the pizza Spicoli ordered during history class and gives some to everyone.

"You dick!" :laugh:

 

[RaistlinZ]

My vote goes to the principal from Sixteen Candles too.

 

[vhx]

That one guy from Billy Madison that kept trying to screw him over on the company. What was his name? Gordon?