Biggest Douchebags in movie history

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: NFS4
"It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst."

"hey. do you mind? i wasn't talking when you were bowling."

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Vic
I nominate Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Now that's a douchebag.

I actually watched that movie for the first time a couple weeks ago .

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: jjones
Carter Burke from Aliens

:thumbsup:

 

[spacejamz]

the bad guy in MI:3...too lazy too google him...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Jadow
OK, Ellis from Die Hard has to be #1, I don't think that can be argued.

http://www.yourmomsbasement.co...6/10_great_big_mo.html

LOL at Obi Wan on that list

 

[ys]

Vince the cashier and Zack the boxboy from Employee of The Month

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
My vote goes to the principal from Sixteen Candles too.

Ed Rooney beats the pants off whoever the 16 candles guy was, i don't even remember him. Throw in the veep from Breakfast club for a douche triumverate.

Oh and the whole cast of Cruel Intentions. All should be flayed.

 

[BlackTigers]

Percy from the Green Mile

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
Percy from the Green Mile

Mr Jingles!!!!!

 

[dennilfloss]

Bill Murray's character in Scrooged.
Cruella Deville.

 

[zinfamous]

The hunter that shot Bambi's mom

class A douche :|

 

[Siddhartha]

Val Resnick, Greg Henry, in the movie Payback. He double crosses his partner, played by Gibson, in a robbery, convinces Gibson's wife to shot Gibson in the back. Resnick is into beating up hookers and paying hookers to beat him up.

IMDb: Payback

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: vhx
That one guy from Billy Madison that kept trying to screw him over on the company. What was his name? Gordon?

What about the O'doyle family? O'doyle rules!!

 

[NFS4]

Captain Harris from the Police Academy movies...

 

[Tempered81]

The Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" guy is the Biggest lovely human on Earth. I would pwn him if i ever saw him in real life. I used to think it was the "Dude, you're getting a dell" lovely human. But now this verizon homo has taken the cake.


Greatest Douche of All Time:

http://forums.commercialsihate...vatars/verizon_guy.jpg
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/wecanhear.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon01-s-ds.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon04-l-ds.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/itsjam...Media/verizon_dork.jpg


Luckily he got cancer:

"Thursday, February 12 12:01 AM EDT

Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now?"
Guy Suffering from Brain Tumor
By Brian Briggs

New York, NY - Verizon announced today that its familiar "Can you hear me now?" Guy has been diagnosed with a fast growing brain tumor. "Hear-Me-Now Guy, as we call him around here, has a benign growth on the right side of his brain near the right ear," said a Verizon Spokesperson.

Officially, Verizon denies any relation between the tumor and Hear-Me-Now Guy's occupation, and claim it's just a "happy coincidence." Anonymous sources told a different story. "Well, what do you expect, he has that phone to his head 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Something like this was bound to happen. People think the whole ad campaign is some kind of setup, but he really does travel the country testing the connection 24/7."

Huh?Ironically, the tumor has put pressure on his auditory nerve and he is now unable to hear the reply when he asks "Can you hear me now?" Only a flashing light on the side of the cell phone lets him know a connection has been made and he can move a step to the left.

"The doctor tells me I'll be fine, but the tumor is inoperable," said Hear-Me-Now Guy. "I've started putting the phone to the left side of my head now in hopes that I can get some sort of tumor-symmetry, so I don't look stupid.

"And now that I can't hear I can really get back at the people who walk up to me and say 'Can you hear me now?' snidely. I point to the tumor and say 'I've got an inoperable brain tumor so as a matter of fact I can't!' That really shuts them up quickly."

In a separate announcement Verizon said they have contacted former Dell spokesman, Ben Curtis, for a new "Dude, you're getting a cell!" ad campaign.

More Tech News"

Source: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/02/verizon_tumor.html

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: ys
Vince the cashier and Zack the boxboy from Employee of The Month

Don't forget Jorge!

 

[spacejamz]

from the Patrick Swazy thread...


Dalton in Road House

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: jaredpace
The Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" guy is the Biggest lovely human on Earth. I would pwn him if i ever saw him in real life. I used to think it was the "Dude, you're getting a dell" lovely human. But now this verizon homo has taken the cake.


Greatest Douche of All Time:

http://forums.commercialsihate...vatars/verizon_guy.jpg
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/wecanhear.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon01-s-ds.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon04-l-ds.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/itsjam...Media/verizon_dork.jpg


Luckily he got cancer:

lol. wait...I mean....eh?

your bigotry has ruined this otherwise playful thread. Here's hoping the banstick metes out swift justice on your poor soul

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jaredpace
The Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" guy is the Biggest lovely human on Earth. I would pwn him if i ever saw him in real life. I used to think it was the "Dude, you're getting a dell" lovely human. But now this verizon homo has taken the cake.


Greatest Douche of All Time:

http://forums.commercialsihate...vatars/verizon_guy.jpg
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/wecanhear.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon01-s-ds.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon04-l-ds.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/itsjam...Media/verizon_dork.jpg


Luckily he got cancer:

lol. wait...I mean....eh?

your bigotry has ruined this otherwise playful thread. Here's hoping the banstick metes out swift justice on your poor soul

yeah seriously, thats a lot of hate, and the verizon guy hasn't even been in any movies,.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: jaredpace
The Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" guy is the Biggest lovely human on Earth. I would pwn him if i ever saw him in real life. I used to think it was the "Dude, you're getting a dell" lovely human. But now this verizon homo has taken the cake.


Greatest Douche of All Time:

http://forums.commercialsihate...vatars/verizon_guy.jpg
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/wecanhear.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon01-s-ds.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon04-l-ds.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/itsjam...Media/verizon_dork.jpg


Luckily he got cancer:

lol. wait...I mean....eh?

your bigotry has ruined this otherwise playful thread. Here's hoping the banstick metes out swift justice on your poor soul

yeah seriously, thats a lot of hate, and the verizon guy hasn't even been in any movies,.

it's official.

jaredpace is the biggest douche of this thread.

 

[jdini76]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
No movie douche bag thread could be complete without adding Prof. Jerry Hathaway from Real Genius to the list.

i came into this thread to post Prof Hathaway.

:beer:

Agreed and don't forget...

Richard Thornburg (Die Hard) he played the reporter
Walter Peck (Ghostbuster) He played the EPA guy
Dr. Noah Faulkner (Bio-Dome)

All four characters were played by the same actor! Douchness galore!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: jdini76

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
No movie douche bag thread could be complete without adding Prof. Jerry Hathaway from Real Genius to the list.

i came into this thread to post Prof Hathaway.

:beer:

Agreed and don't forget...

Richard Thornburg (Die Hard) he played the reporter
Walter Peck (Ghostbuster) He played the EPA guy
Dr. Noah Faulkner (Bio-Dome)

All four characters were played by the same actor! Douchness galore!

nice, didn't know there was a fourth! (I had already added his Die Hard and Real Genius appearances on top of Ghostbusters a few pages back )

 

[spacejamz]

Tom Hank's nemesis in Bachelor Party.

after they putting the flames on his Porshe:

sh!t sh!t sh!t sh!t!!!!

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: jaredpace

Source: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/02/verizon_tumor.html

rofl did you just quote bbspot as fact? It's satire, idiot

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Vince Vaughn's character in 'Made' wins this hands down.

this was the first thing that came to mind also